1. SUCH A TEESE
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DITA VON TEESE GETS CROSS WITH THE PLASTIC FANTASTICS

2. NEWSMOUND
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3. RICKY GERVAIS IS MADE OF PLASTIC
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EMMY AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

4. YIKES!!!!
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WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MEG MATTHEWS' FACE?!

5. PRETTY YOUNG(ISH) THING
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PAMELA ANDERSON DISMISSES MICHAEL-JACKSON-DATING RUMOURS

6. BE-LOHAN THE BELT
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LINDSAY LOHAN DRAWS THE LINE AND DEFENDS SISTER

7. PLASTIC SURGEONS KNOW NOTHING
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MADONNA NAMED ULTIMATE FACE BY COSMETIC SURGEONS

8. NO TALENT IN PARIS
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SHARON OSBOURNE SAYS PARIS HILTON 'HAS NO TALENT'

9. I'LL BE SQUARE JAW YOU
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JENNIFER ANISTON SPENDS £10,000 A MONTH ON BEAUTY TREATMENTS

10. MOLY NO MORE-Y
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SARAH JESSICA PARKER HAS MOLE REMOVED AFTER HARSH REVIEW

11. MAKING A SILK PURSE OF OUT OF A SOW'S EAR
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JADE GOODY TO HAVE MORE PLASTIC SURGERY

12. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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BRIGITTE NIELSEN UNDERGOES PLASTIC SURGERY

13. MENTAL CHARLOTTE
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PARIS HILTON'S BOYFRIEND BENJI MADDEN IS DERANGED

14. NEWSMOUND
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15. NEWSMOUND
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16. HEART OF STONE
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SHARON STONE DESCRIBES CHINESE EARTHQUAKE AS 'KARMA'

17. IT'S ALL MIMI-ME
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MARIAH CAREY DENIES WEIGHT-LOSS SURGERY

18. ALONG CAME A RYDER
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KEANU REEVES AND WINONA RYDER MAY BE DATING

19. THE 'CHANGELING' PREMIERE
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CANNES FILM FESTIVAL PICTURE GALLERY

20. NO CUTS FOR CATE
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CATE BLANCHETT RULES OUT PLASTIC SURGERY

21. NEWSMOUND
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22. TITS UP
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JODIE MARSH SPEAKS TO LORRAINE KELLY ABOUT HER SILLY BREASTS

23. LIKE MOTHER LIKE DAUGHTER
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ALICIA DOUVALL HAPPY FOR DAUGHTER TO HAVE A BOOB JOB

24. DOZY SHUNT
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BRITNEY SPEARS IN CAR ACCIDENT

25. TOTALLY CARACAS
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VENEZUELA BANS 'THE SIMPSONS'

26. JUNGLE LOVE
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JORDAN AND PETER REVISIT THE SET OF 'I'M A CELEB'

27. A LITTLE LESS DEPORTATION
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PRISCILLA PRESLEY'S SURGEON FACING DEPORTATION FROM STATES

28. NEWSMOUND
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29. TOP OF THE LOPS
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SHARON OSBOURNE IS THE TOP RECIPIENT OF PLASTIC SURGERY

30. SILICONE HARMY
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PRISCILLA PRESLEY'S FACE INJECTED WITH CAR ENGINE LUBRICANT