1. THE RAT IS BACK
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BRITNEY RECONCILES WITH ADNAN AMID SEX TAPE RUMOURS

2. STOP THE PRESS!
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DAVID BECKHAM CAN WRITE

3. ALFIE BIN LADEN
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MICHAEL CAINE DETAINED AT US AIRPORT AS TERROR SUSPECT

4. PIC OF THE WEEK
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?

5. NEWSMOUND
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6. MISCHA PARIS
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MISCHA BARTON FLEES TO FRANCE TO AVOID PAPARAZZI

7. DEJA NEW
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HOW BRITNEY SPEARS LOST 15 LBS IN FOUR WEEKS

8. HANG UP
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MADONNA SELLS OUT SPECTACULARLY

9. CHIN UP!
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CELEBRITIES WITHOUT NECKS

10. DAVID, WHERE'S YOUR TROUSERS?
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A GALLERY OF MEN WEARING KILTS

11. NEWSMOUND
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12. BOTTOMS UP
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PARIS BRINGS OUT SPARKLING WINE IN A CAN

13. GENTLEMEN PREFER HUMANS
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BRITNEY TO RECREATE MARILYN MONROE POSE

14. NEWSMOUND
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15. DISASTER AVERTED
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LILY ALLEN NOT FRONTING AGENT PROVOCATEUR AFTER ALL

16. ONE SIZE FITS ALLEN
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LILY ALLEN IS THE NEW FACE OF AGENT PROVOCATEUR

17. NEWSMOUND
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18. NEWSMOUND
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19. SMILE LIKE YOU MEAN IT
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Easy Living magazine photoshop Helena Christensen

20. NEWSMOUND
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21. Boobless Boo Hoo
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Keira Knightley whinges about Photoshopping again

22. NEWSMOUND
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23. NEWSMOUND
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24. Lies, Damn Lies and Advertising
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Britney Spears' perfume ad couldn't be more mocked up

25. NEWSMOUND
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26. NEWSMOUND
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27. NEWSMOUND
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28. NEWSMOUND
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29. Photoshop: making a silk purse of a sow's ear
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Pete Doherty transformed by computer wizardry to front Roberto Cavalli campaign

30. BORRELL COMPETITION ENTRIES
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Johnny Borrel Photoshop competition entries