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2. BEAT THE SPARTANS
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6. WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS
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7. GHALIB IT OUT!
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8. LIFT (PAY) OFF
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11. OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES
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12. THE STRIFE OF MILEY
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14. FAMILY MISFORTUNES
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VERNON KAY STILL ALIVE DESPITE REPORTS

15. KANYE TURN THE LIGHTS OFF?
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KANYE WEST ESCAPES CHARGES OVER PHOTOGRAPHER ATTACK

16. CAPTION COMPETITION!
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CHEEKY GIRLS MADE TO LOOK NORMAL

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19. SNAPPING AT SNAPPERS
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KANYE WEST ARRESTED FOR PHOTOGRAPHER ATTACK

20. D'OUGH!
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21. YAWN OF THE YEAR
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22. CLOTHING IMPEACHMENT
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23. BOWLING BRAWL
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24. HERBIE: FULLY CLOTHED
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LINDSAY LOHAN TURNS DOWN NAKED PLAYBOY SHOOT

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26. WOMB TO LET
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RICKY MARTIN USED PROFESSIONAL SURROGATE FOR BABIES

27. KEEPIN' LA BABY PHOTO
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RICKY MARTIN BABY PICTURES NOT WANTED

28. THE WRITING'S ON THE WALL
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SIENNA MILLER BRANDED A 'SLUT' BY VANDALS

29. STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE…
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