1. GREG'S NASTIES
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GREG GARCIA IS NOT AN ALEC BALDWIN FAN

2. ARRIVING IN VEGAS, BABY
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HOLY MOLY GOES TO LAS VEGAS!

3. LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
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LINDSAY LOHAN TELLS HER FATHER TO SHUT UP. AGAIN

4. BIG PICK POCKET
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BIG BROTHER LOSER GETS PICK POCKETED

5. MOSS VS MOSSHART
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JAMIE HINCE'S KILLS BANDMATE ISOLATED BY KATE MOSS

6. GOODY HAS CANCER
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BIG BROTHER STAR JADE GOODY HAS CERVICAL CANCER

7. OWEN GOAL
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KATE HUDSON BACK WITH OWEN WILSON?

8. MAMA DON'T PREACH
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MADONNA CELEBRATES HER 50TH BIRTHDAY

9. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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ERNEST BORGNINE REVEALS THE MASTURBATORY SECRET OF ETERNAL YOUTH

10. PUBLICITY, INK
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LINDSAY LOHAN AND SAM RONSON DON'T HAVE MATCHING TATTOOS

11. MKO OK
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MARY KATE OLSEN WILL NOT BE FORCED TO GIVE EVIDENCE OVER HEATH LEDGER'S DEATH

12. PASS THE TISSUES
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RHYS IFANS AND KIMBERLY STEWART SPLIT

13. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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MOBILE PHONES MAKE POPCORN

14. JENNY AND A CROCK
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JENNIFER LOPEZ IS MAKING ANOTHER MOVIE

15. IT DISNEY LOOK GOOD
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MILEY CYRUS OFFERED CONDOM CONTRACT

16. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

17. THE HUNT FOR RED (MIST) OCTOBER
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ALEC BALDWIN GETS ANGRY AGAIN

18. MY WAPEY RAPE JOKE
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RUSSELL BRAND APOLOGISES FOR SEX ATTACK JOKE

19. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

20. A FINE WHINE
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MICHAEL LOHAN WANTS TO RECONCILE WITH DAUGHTER LINDSAY

21. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

22. MITCH OF THE DAY
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AMY WINEHOUSE'S DAD GIVES HIS DAILY BRIEFING TO THE PRESS

23. FOREST GRUMP
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RUSSELL CROWE AND SIENNA MILLER TO STAR IN ROBIN HOOD FILM

24. TELLING WHOPPERS
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ROBERT DOWNEY JR QUIT DRUGS THROUGH BURGERS

25. SAY YOU'LL BE THERE... PLEASE?
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MELANIE BROWN MAY NOT BE TOURING WITH JANET JACKSON

26. YOU'RE GAVIN A LAUGH
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GAVIN ROSSDALE NAMED TOP DAD

27. BTW UR DMPD
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HOLY MOLY'S TOP TEN BAD CELEBRITY BREAK UPS

28. WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
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HOLY MOLY'S LIST OF THE WORST FATHERS EVER

29. BECKS OF FRIENDS
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NAOMI CAMPBELL BEFRIENDS POSH SPICE

30. BACK TO HACK
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AMY WINEHOUSE'S LIVE COMEBACK PLAGUED BY FLU