1. ROLAND TWAT
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PETE DOHERTY TO LOCK HIMSELF IN A RAT-FILLED COFFIN

2. NEWSMOUND
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3. WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS
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LONELY HILTON STRUGGLES TO FIND TRUE FRIENDSHIP

4. NEWSMOUND
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5. LOAD OF CRYSTAL BALLS
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JAMIE HINCE SEEKS PSYCHIC GUIDANCE

6. EX APPEAL
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PETE DOHERTY POSTS YOUTUBE TRIBUTE TO MOSSY

7. PAINTYSHAMBLES
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NO ONE WANTS TO BUY PETE DOHERTY'S 'ARTWORK'

8. NEWSMOUND
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9. UGLY IN PINK
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MORE OF JORDAN'S EQUESTRIAN CLOTHING LINE FOR CHILDREN (APPARENTLY)

10. MANKY PETE
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PETER ANDRE LIKES PEDICURES AND MANICURES MORE THAN JORDAN

11. SCRUBBER SEEKS CLEANER
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COURTNEY LOVE IS LOOKING FOR A HOUSEKEEPER

12. 'MAN' SEEKS 'WOMAN'
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PETE DOHERTY DESPERATE TO SHACK UP WITH KATE MOSS AGAIN

13. NEWSMOUND
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14. THE PRICE OF NEW BOOBS
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JORDAN THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO DIE AFTER BOOB JOB

15. NEWSMOUND
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16. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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17. SHOOT OUT BOY
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PETE WENTZ ONCE PLAYED RUSSIAN ROULETTE

18. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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19. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE: CRACKER'S DELIGHT
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DJ TAKES 'PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD' TO RIDICULOUS LEVELS

20. JORDAN INVENTS THE WHORSE
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JORDAN'S NEW EQUESTRIAN CLOTHING RANGE

21. DOWN AND POUT
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THE WORLD'S BEST POUT AS VOTED BY US

22. DEATH AND THE DOHERTY
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PETE DOHERTY'S HEART STOPS

23. YOU'RE NOT GETTING ALBI-ON
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PETE DOHERTY CRIES AFTER MISSING A FLIGHT

24. PREMIUM GRADE SUSPECT
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HELEN MIRREN SAYS SHE USED TO LOVE COCAINE

25. KEEPING IT ROYAL
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PETE DOHERTY'S LANDLORD UNHAPPY AT PLANS FOR HOME GIG

26. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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27. STRICTLY NO CELEBRITIES
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NEW LINE UP FOR STRICTLY COME DANCING PUTS THE ZZZZ IN Z-LIST

28. NEWSMOUND
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29. MOSS: 'I'M A TIT MAN'
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KATE MOSS REVEALS WHAT SHE LIKES ABOUT BREASTS

30. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES