1. EXCLUSIVE: BRANGELINA PLAN WEDDING ON YACHT
(Holy News / News)

Microsoft's Paul Allen's yacht is venue for Brad and Angelina's wedding SOON!

2. FAMILY AT WAR
(Holy News / News)

BRAD AND ANGELINA'S CHILDREN ARE FIGHTING EACH OTHER

3. LOOK WHO'S RANTING
(Holy News / News)

KIRSTIE ALLEY SAYS SCIENTOLOGY SAVED HER LIFE

4. LITTLE TALENT
(Holy News / News)

RALPH LITTLE COMMENTS ON MODERN MEDIA TECHNOLOGY

5. YOUDUNNIT!
(Holy News / News)

AMY WINEHOUSE'S FATHER POINTS THE FINGER OF BLAME

6. 'THE GREAT SHOW' WITH DAVID LETTERMAN
(Holy News / News)

DAVID LETTERMAN INTERVIEWS PARIS HILTON

7. 'Wonk' Meets 'Bonk'
(Holy News / News)

Paris Hilton gives first serious interview since jail

8. Big Brother: The End
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Brian comes out victorious

9. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

10. War Babies
(Holy News / News)

Angelina and Brad play war to celebrate son's birthday

11. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

12. Brangelina's hobby gets serious
(Holy News / News)

Brad Pitt asks Angelina to look after their children more

13. (Love's Got The) World Emulsion
(Holy News / News)

Angelina Jolie to adopt Czech child?

14. Anne Hathaway: The Devil Eats Tuna?
(Holy News / News)

Is Hollywood starlet Anne Hathaway an in-the-closet lesbian?

15. JOLIE PICKS UP NEW BABY PAX
(Holy News / News)

Angelina Jolie collects vietnamese child

16. JOLIE PICKS UP NEW BABY PAX
(Holy News / News)

Angelina Jolie collects new child from Vietnam

17. Jeremy Paxman
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For being such a smug, arrogant, know-it-all cunt on University Challenge. You have the answers in front of you Jeremy, so quit rolling your eyes when someone cant work out Pi to the 19th decimal pl

18. Michael Moore
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...at I'm a right wing cunt but this fucker has had it coming for a while. Thinks of himself as a Jeremy Paxman type but actually starting to be more like Clarkson. Gives every 6th form politico cunt a...

19. Sir Trevor McDonald
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...n, rubbed your face in it and then force fed it to you, by comparison to your excuse for a news show. Paxman may well be a cunt at times, but compared to him you can't even call yourself a journalist...

20. A boy's first memorable erection will come from re...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

A boy's first memorable erection will come from reading his mam's tampax instructions next to the toilet. He won't know why, but he'll become stiff as a board.