1. A WHOLE NEW PILE OF POO
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FORTY THOUSAND COPIES OF JORDAN AND PETER CDS FOUND DUMPED

2. JOHN LYDON'S LOST HIS MOJO
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MOJO AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

3. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

4. A TOWN CALLED VIAGRA
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PAUL WELLER GROWS OLD GRACEFULLY WITH PLANS OF HEROIN AND VIAGRA

5. ELEMENTARY MY DEAR WIFE
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GUY RITCHIE IS INEXPLICABLY CHOSEN TO DIRECT SHERLOCK HOLMES

6. BTW UR DMPD
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HOLY MOLY'S TOP TEN BAD CELEBRITY BREAK UPS

7. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

8. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET SIGNATURE
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BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT FINALISTS TELL US ALL ABOUT SIMON COWELL'S EYEBROWS

9. SOAP BAR OPERA?
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JAMES ALEXANDROU CAUGHT SMOKING SUSPICIOUS CIGARETTE

10. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

11. BEYONCE DOING BOND?
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NO, SHE'S NOT HAVING A FLING WITH ROGER MOORE

12. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

13. HEALTHY, WEALTHY, UNWISE
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HEATHER MILLS TO RELEASE NEW BOOK

14. DECREE: ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED
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PAUL MCCARTNEY AND HEATHER MILLS' DIVORCE FINALISED

15. PULL THE OTHER ONE
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HEATHER MILLS ON THE US VERSION OF THE APPRENTICE

16. THUMBS NOT ALOFT
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PAUL MCCARTNEY VOTED MOST IRRITATING STAR

17. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

18. HOLY MOLY INTERROGATES: ALAN CUMMING
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I HAD SEX WITH GARY LINEKER - SAYS ALAN CUMMING

19. EXCLUSIVE: BRANGELINA PLAN WEDDING ON YACHT
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Microsoft's Paul Allen's yacht is venue for Brad and Angelina's wedding SOON!

20. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET ALAN CUMMING
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Alan Cumming talks to Holy Moly about Tinman, MIKA and Paul Burrell

21. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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22. SHAY YOU'RE SHORRY
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PAULA ABDUL WAS NOT DRUNK ON TV SAYS HER PUBLICIST

23. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH PAULA ABDUL?

24. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

25. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

26. TOP TRUMPS
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HEATHER FLIRTS WITH DONALD TRUMP

27. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

28. BEAUTIES AND THE BEAST
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HEATHER MILLS GETS BOOED AT BEAUTY PAGEANT

29. AT THE END OF HER HEATHER
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HEATHER MILLS GOES ON GMTV AGAIN

30. SIMPLY THE BEST
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HOW CALUM BEST GOT HIS BLACK EYE