1. GMTV
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ry 1 - Kidnapped kid's stepfather arrested! Light a torch and grab your pitchfork, be vigilant, there are paedos everywhere! Story 2 - Teenager raped and murdered in India! Probably by a dirty paedo!...

2. RealDolls.com
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Keeping all the geeks and the paedos busy with terrifyingly realistic sex dolls - when the love of another human being just isn't enough.

3. Only paedos' wear Speedos....
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Only paedos' wear Speedos.