1. GREG'S NASTIES
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GREG GARCIA IS NOT AN ALEC BALDWIN FAN

2. ARRIVING IN VEGAS, BABY
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HOLY MOLY GOES TO LAS VEGAS!

3. ULRIKA-KA-KA TO WAKE UP BRITAIN?
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ULRIKA JONSSON IN TALKS TO LAND TOP JOB ON GMTV

4. A SIGHT FOR PSORIASIS
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COUNTRY STAR LEANN RIMES BECOMES THE 'FACE' OF SKIN CONDITION CAMPAIGN

5. HIT ME WITH THE ALCOPOPS ONE MORE TIME
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BRITNEY'S MUM RELEASES TELL-ALL BOOK

6. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE: CRACKER'S DELIGHT
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DJ TAKES 'PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD' TO RIDICULOUS LEVELS

7. LIGHTS, CAMERA, ERECTION
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JOHN C REILLY IS HONEST ABOUT SEX SCENES

8. GIRL, INTERRUPTED (BY THE ASA)
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ANGELINA JOLIE'S MOVIE POSTERS GET BANNED

9. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

10. GQ MAN OF THE YEAR AWARDZZZZZZZZZZZ
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THE GQ MAN OF THE YEAR AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

11. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR...
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PARIS HILTON COMPLAINS ABOUT PRESS INTRUSION

12. PAM IN THE MIRROR
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JACKO APPARENTLY 'STEPS OUT' WITH PAMELA ANDERSON. WORLD PUSHES AWAY UNFINISHED DINNER

13. THIS CHARMING MAN(AGER-LESS)
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MANCUNIAN MIRTH-MEISTER MORRISEY WHIRLS HIS MANAGEMENT REVOLVING DOOR TO HURRICAINE GUSTAV

14. DEATH AND THE DOHERTY
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PETE DOHERTY'S HEART STOPS

15. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

16. YOU'RE NOT GETTING ALBI-ON
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PETE DOHERTY CRIES AFTER MISSING A FLIGHT

17. THE BEST OF BALLS
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CALUM BEST OWNS UP TO COMMITMENT ISSUES

18. FORE!
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JACK TWEED, JADE GOODY'S BOYFRIEND JAILED FOR ASSAULT ON A 16 YEAR OLD

19. PREMIUM GRADE SUSPECT
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HELEN MIRREN SAYS SHE USED TO LOVE COCAINE

20. KEEPING IT ROYAL
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PETE DOHERTY'S LANDLORD UNHAPPY AT PLANS FOR HOME GIG

21. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

22. LOHAN FOR GOLD
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LINDSAY GOES FOR A DIFFERENT TYPE OF DIVING WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

23. SOUR CHILD O' OZZY'S
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AXL ROSE FANCIES KELLY OSBOURNE

24. DIRTY DAVID
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X FILES ACTOR DAVID DUCHOVNY TREATED FOR SEX ADDICTION

25. PAPA DON'T BLEACH
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MADONNA TO LAUNCH LINE OF HAIR-CARE PRODUCTS

26. JOLIE HARD LIFE
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ANGELINA JOLIE STRUGGLING WITH NEWBORNS

27. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

28. THE BROKEN BANJO STRING
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DAN LE SAC AND SCROOBIUS PIP TELL US THE FUNNIEST KNOB ANECDOTES

29. STRICTLY NO CELEBRITIES
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NEW LINE UP FOR STRICTLY COME DANCING PUTS THE ZZZZ IN Z-LIST

30. KID ROCK IN DOING SOMETHING FUNNY SHOCKER
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KID ROCK PISSES ON PROMOTER'S SOFA