1. FEELING FRUITY
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PEACHES GELDOF STICKS THE BOOT IN TO STAFF

2. THE NAKED CHIEF
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JAMIE OLIVER ANGERS FANS WITH 'MINGING' CLAIMS

3. EXPEDITION MOUNTING SNOWDON
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GEORGE CLOONEY WOOS EX LISA SNOWDON AFTER STRICTLY PERFORMANCE

4. MIMI IN THE MOVIES
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MARIAH CAREY RETURNS TO ACTING

5. KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY
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RUMER WILLIS ADMITS TO CRUSH ON STEPDAD KUTCHER

6. AAARGHHHHHH!
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MADONNA PERFORMS AT WEMBLEY LOOKING REMARKABLY LIKE SKELETOR

7. SPIKE MOANS
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SPIKE LEE SAYS HIS NEW YORK BASE DENIES HIM OSCARS

8. ASSICA SIMPSON
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BARONESS OF BLAND JESSICA SIMPSON HITS BUM NOTE ON US TV

9. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

10. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

11. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

12. LILY ALLEN LASHES OUT AGAIN
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MARK RONSON'S FANCY DRESS PARTY

13. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

14. DEER JONES
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VINNIE JONES TERRIFIED BY A DEER

15. WHO IS LOUIS WALSH'S MYSTERY DATE?
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LOUIS WALSH GETS CLOSE TO MYSTERY WOMAN

16. GIVE UP THE DAY JOB
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NICK GRIMSHAW AND ZEZI IFORE CLEAN THE STREETS AND DO A BETTER JOB AT THAT THAN PRESENTING

17. ADAM AND GRIEVE
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ADAM SANDLER BLAMES CRITICS FOR HIS POOR MOVIES

18. NOT A LUCKY MAN
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THE VERVE IN TURMOIL AFTER BUST UP ON STAGE AND NICK MCCABE GOING MAD

19. THE FUR FLIES
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STELLA MCCARTNEY FURIOUS AT ADVERT FOR FUR BOUTIQUE

20. A CHANGE FOR THE BETTER
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CHARLIE SHEEN PAYS DOCTOR'S BILL IN NICKELS

21. PARTNERS IN CRIME
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LA POLICE CHIEF CLAIMS CRIME IS DOWN THANKS TO LINDSAY, PARIS AND BRITNEY

22. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

23. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

24. EINSTEIN-A-NO-NO
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MARIAH CAREY PROMISES 'ELABORATE' TOUR

25. WIN SECOND SERIES OF SPITTING IMAGE
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FIVE BOX SETS OF COMPLETE SECOND SERIES OF SPITTING IMAGES

26. HE CAN'T CAREY ON LIKE THIS
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MARIAH CAREY'S HUSBAND IN DEBT AFTER SPOILING HER

27. IT TOOK HER LONGER TO PUT ON THE GORILLA COSTUME IN THE FIRST PLACE!
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HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER BLOG 9: DAY 46

28. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

29. MISER-ALBA
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JESSICA ALBA FAILS TO GET EMOTIONAL AFTER GIVING BIRTH

30. I LOVE YOU LIKE A FAT KID LOVE CAKE
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