1. PETE GOES TO THE DARK SIDE?
(Holy News / News)

PETE DOHERTY REPORTEDLY INTERESTED IN SCIENTOLOGY

2. INFLATE ME UP
(Holy News / News)

SARAH HARDING TALKS ABOUT HER BREASTS

3. WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE ANSWER THE GUY?
(Holy News / News)

JESSE METCALF GETS BITCH SLAPPED IN FRONT OF THE PAPARAZZI

4. SOMETHING KINDA OOPS
(Holy News / News)

NADINE COYLE FLASHES A NIPPLE AT PHOTOGRAPHERS

5. LET'S ALL HAVE A FRITTATA PARTY
(Holy News / News)

IS NIGELLA LAWSON'S NEW SHOW THE WORST COOKERY SHOW EVER?

6. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

7. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

8. Gordon Ramsay Uses Posh (Spices)
(Holy News / News)

Gordon Ramsay continues to court controversy and publicity for his new series of The F Word by accus

9. Eve Cameron, Beauty Journalist
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

You're nearly as bad as Nadine Baggot, you patronising cow. I just wish the general population of the UK weren't so easily bamboozled by phoney science. I find it deeply ironic that in your adverts yo

10. Nadine Baggot
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Thankfully the advert isn't on the telly anymore but lest we never forget how much of an annoying cow she is

11. Nadine Coyle
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

I'd crawl naked over burning coals and broken glass just to lick the exhaust pipe of the van that takes her knickers to the launderette.

12. Nadine Coyle
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

I would barefoot waterski across a lake of razor blades just to chew her toe nail clippings.