1. OFFSPRING OF GIANT FACE ON MYSPACE
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GALAXY-FACED ACTRESS HOSTS NEW BABY PICTURES ON MYSPACE

2. SMOKE LIKE TEEN SPIRIT
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GERMAN ARTIST TO TOKE ON KURT COBAIN'S ASHES?

3. SCRUBBER SEEKS CLEANER
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COURTNEY LOVE IS LOOKING FOR A HOUSEKEEPER

4. A SPELL IN CARE
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LINDSAY LOHAN LEADS TRIBUTES TO INJURED ROCKERS

5. LI-LO'S PALIN NO-NO
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LINDSAY LOHAN NOT A FAN OF 'HOMOPHOBIC' SARAH PALIN

6. FONEJACKER IS BACK! WIN FONEJACKER GOODIES
(Holy News / Competition)

FONEJACKER DVD AND DVD PLAYER UP FOR GRABS

7. SECRETS AND ICE
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LINDSAY LOHAN SHYLY DECLARES HER LOVE

8. LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
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LINDSAY LOHAN TELLS HER FATHER TO SHUT UP. AGAIN

9. OH MY GOB!
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LILY ALLEN PUNCHES PASSER BY IN FRONT OF OUR CAMERA

10. BE-LOHAN THE BELT
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LINDSAY LOHAN DRAWS THE LINE AND DEFENDS SISTER

11. LILY'S BOOB BOOB
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LILY ALLEN DENIES PUBLICITY SEEKING WHEN SHE GOT HER NIPPLES OUT

12. SOMETHING BORROWED, SOME KNOB FROM BLUE
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LEE RYAN DUMPS PREGNANT FIANCEE

13. RE-VERSION
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MARK RONSON RETRACTS JOSS STONE STORY

14. WIN A PHILIPS HI-FI SYSTEM
(Holy News / Competition)

PHILIPS HI-FI SYSTEM UP FOR GRABS

15. ALRIGHT, AGAIN?
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LILY ALLEN AND ED SIMONS ARE BACK ON

16. PRET A WALKER
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PARIS HILTON DENIES SHE USES ANIMALS AS FASHION ACCESSORIES

17. ONE LOVE
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LEE RYAN HAVING BABY WITH FAN WHO POSTED REVEALING PICTURES ON MYSPACE

18. MENU A TROIS
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LILY ALLEN IS COY ABOUT HER DINNER DATE WITH LINDSAY LOHAN

19. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

20. BTW UR DMPD
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HOLY MOLY'S TOP TEN BAD CELEBRITY BREAK UPS

21. HM INTERROGATES
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WHEN HOLY MOLY MET SADIE FROST

22. PARIS NO MATES
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PARIS HILTON FAILS TO ATTRACT FRIENDS

23. THE SHAKES ON A PLANE
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STEVE-O POURS HIS HEART OUT ON MYSPACE

24. OBLIGATORY YOU TUBE CLIP
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DOES REAL LIFE HAPPEN BETWEEN BLOG POSTS AND EMAIL?

25. IN THE BRAIN OF LOVE
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COURTNEY LOVE DISMISSES CLAIMS SHE IS BI-POLAR

26. SHAMEN YOU!
(Holy News / News)

PARIS HILTON'S 'GURU' IS AN OUT-OF WORK ACTOR

27. WITTY ON THE INSIDE
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COURTNEY LOVE'S OSCARS DIARY

28. CHAT-A-LOSER CHOO CHOO
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LILY ALLEN DENIES HER TV SHOW IS A FLOP

29. IT'LL BE ALRIGHT, STILL ON THE NIGHT?
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AUDIENCE EXIT LILY ALLEN'S CHAT SHOW CALLING IT 'HORRIBLE' AND 'LIMP'

30. ARISE DAME DOLLY!
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DOLLY PARTON'S BREASTS ARE PUBLIC PROPERTY