1. NOT SO SQUEAKY CLEAN!
(Holy News / News)

Myleene Klass spotted in an old mag acting a bit slutty

2. OH. MUMMY.
(Holy News / News)

HEATHER MILLS NOMINATED FOR MUM OF THE YEAR

3. ALL WE DO IS HELP
(Holy News / News)

Myleene Klass needs help writing a book

4. IACGMOOH
(Holy News / News)

IACGMOOH

5. Myleene Klass
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Why the hell is this bitch still on our screens? She has the face of a horse and the personality of a piece of dried cat shit.

6. The One Show
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

In one seamless link from Adrian "human/pig cross breed" Chiles and Myleene "everywhere! like dog shit in the park" Klass. It goes from a feature on tips for successful badger spotting to a feature

7. If your name is Myleene, Kerry or Jordan you will ...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

If your name is Myleene, Kerry or Jordan you will find a way to monetise everything that happens in your life and feel fuck all shame.

8. Myleene Class rhymes with 'up the ass' A coincide...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Myleene Class rhymes with 'up the ass' A coincidence? I think not.