1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. SLACK EYED PEAS
(Holy News / News)

FERGIE MISTAKEN FOR A TRAMP

4. Deluded Damon
(Holy News / News)

Matt Damon wants to be the world's sexiest man

5. Lindsay Lohan: Pikey Thief
(Holy News / News)

Lindsay Lohan reportedly steals Kelly Osbourne's purse before depositing it in a nearby dustbin

6. Double Sausage & Egg McMuffin
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Beats a fry up, hands down, as best hangover food.

7. Metro Newspaper
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

This morning's headline "Hangover Cure could be fatal". Had me thinking how the fuck a Sausage McMuffin and a wank over page 3 could be fatal? Turns out it's caffeine and paracetamol. Phew.

8. Skinny jeans
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... girls thinking. Even skinny girls look average in them, and girls with a curve or two get that hideous "muffin-top" look. Your arses get flattened by being poured into these drainpipes for your leg...

9. blueberry muffin
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

i just had one. it was very nice.

10. Ross Noble
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For being so totally off his tits that he can spend half a show talking about badgers, muffin faced people and pleasuring a turtle and still making it pant-wettingly funny - Sir I salute you. You also