1. THE MILLER'S TALE
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SIENNA MILLER SCORES SIX IN WEEKEND OF LIFE RUINING

2. WHICH IS NICE…
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ANGELINA JOLIE'S UNBORN TWINS TO BE HONORARY CITIZENS

3. TANTRIC ADVICE
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GUY RITCHIE GOES TO STING AND TRUDIE STYLER FOR ADVICE

4. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

5. TAT'S NOT GOOD
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WORST TATTOOS EVER

6. LOHAN'S GAY PAYDAY
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US SHOWBIZ MAGAZINE OFFERS LINDSAY 1M DOLLARS TO 'COME OUT'

7. THE ILLUSTRATION OF MIMI
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MARIAH CAREY HAS HUSBAND'S NAME TATTOOED ON HER NECK

8. THE LIBERATED
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PETE DOHERTY RELEASED FROM PRISON EARLY

9. A RIGHT TALE
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'HEATH LEDGER' CONMAN REFUSES TO APOLOGISE

10. AT THE END OF HER HEATHER
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HEATHER MILLS GOES ON GMTV AGAIN

11. LOWE DOWN AND DIRTY?
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ROB LOWE SUES FORMER NANNY FOR A MILLION DOLLARS

12. A HARD KNOCK WIFE
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BEYONCE FINALLY BECOMES MRS Z

13. BRITISH LESION
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DERMATOLOGISTS MULL OVER AMY WINEHOUSE'S SKIN CONDITION

14. RETURN OF THE TACK
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ITV1 ANNOUNCES RETURN OF OLD SHOW

15. WIN SIGNED MRS MERTON DVDS
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FIVE SIGNED DVDS FOR GRABS

16. MILLS AND LOON
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SHARON OSBOURNE THREATENS HEATHER MILLS

17. CHERYL CALLS IN THE LAWYERS
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Mrs Cole could earn a cool 4 million in divorce

18. NHS ARE TROUT OF POCKET
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LESLIE ASH AWARDED £5M IN COMPENSATION PAYOUT

19. AT LEAST YOU AREN'T KERRY KATONA
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merry Christmas from Holy Moly

20. HEY LITTLE SISTER
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JORDAN SNOGS HER SISTER

21. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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GUY RITCHIE'S MOTHER ON THE BRITISH ADOPTION CRISIS

22. THE COLLAPSE OF A DISTURBING IDOL
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THE BEST AMY WINEHOUSE REVIEW EVER

23. CALL ME NORTHERN, CALL ME MALE
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MORRISSEY IS VOTED 'MOST NORTHERN MALE'

24. JOLIE HARD WORKER
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ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT WON'T MAKE MOVIES TOGETHER

25. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

26. Eau De Madge
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Don't visit Madonna's house - you'll come back stinking

27. Madge's Shooting Gallery
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Madonna injects actors on set of Guy Ritchie's latest film

28. Mr And Mrs Punch
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Amy Winehouse and husband appear in public with facial wounds

29. Open Your Art(eries)
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Madonna shoots up during a flight

30. Back on the Druggs yet Agane!
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