1. DUMB AND BURMA
(Holy News / News)

JIM CARREY CHALLENGES U.N. TO BE TOUGH ON MYANMAR

2. LIVE 8-LEGS
(Holy News / News)

BONO CONFIDENT ABOUT HIS UPCOMING SPIDERMAN MUSICAL

3. Monks
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Monks who take the vowel of silence and are only permitted to speak for five minutes once a year then use that time to complain about the conditions of the monastery. "Why do we only have cornflakes?

4. Tony The Tiger
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

I think the Monks in Tibet have enough to worry about at the moment.

5. Burmese Buddhist monks
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Got to hand it to you guys. You're way cooler than Grasshopper from Kung Fu.