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Thu 20th November 2008
Yes the inevitable has happened, Daniel is out.
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Thu 20th November 2008
At 184 yrs old, Tom has released his new album
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Thu 20th November 2008
Last night's celebrity happenings
Thu 20th November 2008
Mitch Winehouse takes a stroll in Mayfair.
Fri 21st November 2008
Jennifer Garner's stalker has some of his letters revealed<div id="teaser2">It looks as though when it comes to stalkers Jennifer Garner has managed to pluck one of the craziest from the cuckoo barrel. Steven Burky (crazy name, etc) was yesterday made the subject of a permanent restraining order against the actress, so no matter how much he pleads that he is reformed he will be unable to send her his pubic hair in an envelope.</div>
Fri 21st November 2008
Michael Lohan refused permission to take part in boxing match<div id="teaser2"> Boo! Hiss! Lindsay Lohan's father Michael, the chattering car-crash who keeps whining to the media about how his daughter won't speak to him (except through the media) was due to take part in a charity boxing match on Monday. The highest bidder would be given the enviable opportunity to attempt to knock his head clean off his shoulders and see if it still moaned about Lindsay for a few seconds afterwards.</div>
Thu 20th November 2008
Guy Ritchie and Madonna to divorce at the high court tomorrow<div id="teaser2">Guy Ritchie has reportedly refused to accept any money from Madonna's estimated 300 million squid fortune, but let's face it there's not enough money in the world to compensate seven years with the Zelda from Terrahawks look-a-like. Perhaps he made this hasty decision in the sort of state he's pictured in above - spotted leaving his beloved working man's boozer in the heart of, err, Mayfair. Anyway, Guy's largesse means that the couple will be granted a quickie divorce at the high court tomorrow...</div>
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Thu 20th November 2008
Jason Donovan and Martine McCutcheon plot worst duet of all time<div id="teaser2">'Especially For You' was easily one of the worst singles of all time. It was like being buried in a tomb filled with shit and lollypops. But there is a very real risk that an even worse version could be unleashed on the record-buying public like a rabid dog being shot out of a cannon built from bruised testicles and rotten teeth.</div>
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Tue 18th November 2008
Kevin Rudolf - Let It Rock feat Lil Wayne
"Because when I arrive I bring the fire, I make you come alive, I can take you higher"
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Mon 17th November 2008
Body of Lies. This review is a parable
There once was a wise old man named Ridley Scott. Ridley lived for many years on a plot of land of which he was very proud. Many creatures inhabited his plot, one of whom was a slightly annoying crow called Russell, who in his old age was beginning to look quite a lot like Neil Fox. Ridley had grown fond of the crow over the years and allowed him to roam freely through the plot without direction.
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Mon 17th November 2008
Choke. Might be better without the voiceover
SEX! Now that I've got your attention, let's review director Clark Gregg's controversial new comedy in a polite and informed manner. The film stars Sam Rockwell, once again showing off his leading man credentials as Victor Mancini, a recovering sex addict struggling to balance his sexual sobriety with the demands of his ill mother and his job as a re-enactor at a Colonial tourist attraction.
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