1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. STUCK BTWN A ROCK AND A MIXED METAPHOR
(Holy News / News)

KID ROCK HITS OUT AT PAMELA ANDERSON

3. OLD DOG GETS NEW TRICK
(Holy News / News)

KATE MOSS CONTROVERSIALLY REPLACES AGYNESS DEYN AS FACE OF BURBERRY

4. YOU ARE FEELING DOPEY
(Holy News / News)

NATALIE PORTMAN LEFT UNEASY AFTER A VISIT TO A PSYCHIC

5. A WOMAN ON THE EDGE
(Holy News / News)

KATIE MELUA ADMITS SHOPLIFTING PAST

6. AND NOW, THE END IS NEAR...
(Holy News / News)

GERI HALLIWELL PRAISES CRUZ BECKHAM'S DANCE SKILLS

7. FALL OUT BOYS
(Holy News / News)

EMO BAND ANNOYED THEY'RE NOT UP FOR A GRAMMY

8. THE TIMES THEY ARE A-CHANGIN'
(Holy News / News)

SPICE GIRLS ALBUM HAS RELEASE DATE DELAYED

9. A Whole Lotta Winehouse
(Holy News / News)

Amy Winehouse: Puker of the Caribbean

10. QUOTE OF THE DAY #2
(Holy News / News)

Lowri Turner reveals herself to be even more bigoted than normal

11. Taking Libertines With The Truth
(Holy News / News)

Pete Doherty and Kate Moss mixed with 'normal' people at Glastonbury

12. Jade Goody Isn't Racist, Apparently
(Holy News / News)

Jade Goody testifies in court against a woman who attacked a young, black singer

13. Jade Goody Isn't Racist, Apparently
(Holy News / News)

Jade Goody Isn't Racist, Apparently

14. Blavod
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Cheers for becoming such a sickly cunt when mixed with blackcurrant and pepsi - making me sick all over myself, my mate, my mate's settee and his living room floor New Years morning you cunt

15. Doughnuts
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...d which do I choose, yup that's it the dripping 20p heart attack, murdering bastards.Thanks for the readymixed greenhalls gin and tonics at the bargain price of £1.59 though, they keep me pi...

16. People who say ‘ The Nurembergring
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...Circuit and site of Niki Lauda’s death defying, ear-igniting, Formula 1 crash. Getting the two mixed up = Instant identification as a total cunt or indisputable confirmation of cunt status, ...

17. Radio 5 Euro 08 coverage
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ow we get subjected to two of the worst England managers in history spouting their combined inadequacies mixed with that fucking smug, partisan fuckstick Alan Green. Fucking cunts....

18. Soreen
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

I dont know what the fuck it is. Some sort of bread mixed with earwax moulded into a turd substance. But thats not the cunt. The cunt is the advertising executive who decided that 'Dont forget th

19. The Government
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Enough of the mixed messages. So you want us to save the environment and recycle everything? Yet you now plan to cut off internet access to anyone caught illegally downloading. Hypocritical cunts.

20. The Tings Tings
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

.... How the fuck did this stream of dog piss get to number one? It's the annoyance of Daphne & Celeste mixed with the shitness of Razorlight. Complete and fucking utter garbage. I've wrote some ...

21. Flight of the Conchords
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

The funniest show I've seen in a long time, think of the dry sarcasm of Larry David mixed with the bizarre songs of the Mighty Boosh, only much better, quicker and funnier. The Youtube clips of their

22. Spell Check
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For ensuring that you don't get your 'vaginas' and 'virginas' mixed up.

23. The QI opening credits are like Windows Vista mixe...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

The QI opening credits are like Windows Vista mixed with ketamine.