1. KEIRA NAY-TLEY
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MOTHER DENIES KEIRA EATING DISORDER CLAIMING SHE EATS LIKE A HORSE

2. MILKING THE CASH COWS
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LYNNE SPEARS CONFIRMS SHE IS WRITING A BOOK

3. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

4. WHAT'S HAPPENED TO MACAULAY CULKIN??
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MACAULAY CULKIN DOESN'T LOOK WELL AT BOOK SIGNING

5. MY FAMILY (I WISH)
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BRAD AND ANGELINA'S CHILDCARE SECRETS REVEALED

6. OLSEN FUN
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THE OLSEN TWINS WERE GIVEN FULL FAT MILK IN THEIR COFFEE

7. IN TANDEM
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KATE HUDSON AND LANCE ARMSTRONG ARE AN ITEM

8. LINDSAY GOATHAND
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LINDSAY LOHAN TO MILK GOATS AFTER BEING ACCUSED OF THEFT?

9. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

10. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

11. HM INTERROGATES
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WHEN HOLY MOLY MET TOYAH WILLCOX PART DEUX

12. SHALLOW KNAVE
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EWAN MCGREGOR GREATLY ADMIRES DANIEL DAY-LEWIS

13. UNDER COVER OF THE BOAT
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RADIO DOCUMENTARY CLAIMS HELL'S ANGELS TRIED TO KILL JAGGER

14. BRITNEY: MY PART IN HER DOWNFALL
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BRITNEY'S MANAGER IS PLANNING A BOOK

15. MAMMARY LOSS
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HELENA BONHAM-CARTER TALKS ABOUT HER EXPANDING BREASTS

16. DAY 13: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

GOODBYE RODDERS

17. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

18. THE NATION'S LEAST FAVOURITE PERSON
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KERRY KATONA VOTED 'EIGHTH MOST ANNOYING THING'

19. HOTT DOGG
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SNOOP DOGGY DOGG HAS HIS FOOD SPIKED

20. JUSTIN TIMBER-LATE
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TIMBERLAKE'S FORMER BANDMATES DIDN'T KNOW HE'D GONE SOLO

21. DO ME, DO ME, I'VE GOT A CRUSH ON YOU!
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DEBORAH HARRY CONSIDERS ADOPTION

22. YOU DIRTY RAT
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PETE DOHERTY GIVES KATE MOSS A MOUSE

23. NEWSMOUND
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24. LAGER POUT
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PARIS HILTON BANNED FROM GERMAN BEER FESTIVAL

25. OBLIGATORY YOU TUBE CLIP
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Cadbury Gorilla advert is amazing

26. Jason And The Hard Man Thoughts
(Holy News / News)

Jason Statham is always injured because of film work

27. No Sympathy From The Devil
(Holy News / News)

Paris Hilton offers 'support' to Nicole Richie

28. Day 45: July 14th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Charley is back with a vengeance

29. Miller Shite
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Sienna Miller has a boring life

30. NEWSMOUND
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