1. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

2. HOLY MOLY INTERROGATES: ALAN CUMMING
(Holy News / VIDEO)

I HAD SEX WITH GARY LINEKER - SAYS ALAN CUMMING

3. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET ALAN CUMMING
(Holy News / VIDEO)

Alan Cumming talks to Holy Moly about Tinman, MIKA and Paul Burrell

4. PAINTED LOVE
(Holy News / News)

EVAN RACHEL WOOD DISCUSSES HER TATTOOS

5. FROM ZERO TO HERO
(Holy News / News)

NME AWARDS RESULTS

6. TALKING THROUGH HER HOLE AGAIN
(Holy News / News)

'BAND REUNION FAILED WITHOUT ME' CLAIMS KERRY KATONA

7. BRIT AWARDS PHOTO GALLERY
(Holy News / News)

BRIT AWARD WINNERS

8. PHOTO GALLERY OF BRIT NOMINEES
(Holy News / News)

BRIT AWARD PREDICTIONS

9. NOT SO INNOCENT
(Holy News / News)

IS BRITNEY SPEARS PLAYING THE PRESS AT THEIR OWN GAME?

10. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

11. BRIT'S EYES, BURNING LIKE FIRE
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY HAS A MEDICAL REASON FOR WEARING SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT

12. Wonky Eye meets Vinegar Tits
(Holy News / News)

Paris Hilton to appear in 'Prisoner: Cell Block H - The Musical'?

13. Mika Goes West, Goes Home
(Holy News / News)

Mika leaves Kanye West's aftershow because of the music

14. The Crappy, Crappy Sound of Radio One
(Holy News / News)

Full tracklisting for the 40 years of Radio One album revealed

15. Mika greases up to the fatties
(Holy News / News)

Mika says he loves fat people and Ugly Betty

16. Pic Of The Week
(Holy News / News)

Mika's Glasto costume raises concerns with his management

17. Mika's Big Girls: The Thighs Of The Matter
(Holy News / News)

Mika films the video for Big Girls with Big Girls

18. Cunt of the day: Mika
(Holy News / News)

Mika makes Moly mad

19. Cunt of the day: Mika
(Holy News / News)

Cunt of the day: Mika

20. Mika
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

'Diet Coke and pizza please/Diet Coke, I'm on my knees/Singing, Big Girls you are... a massive cunting strain on the NHS.'

21. Mika
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Another posh parent-funded pop explosion exasperated by histrionic London media types and hangers-on. Silver spooned cunt. (catchy tune though)

22. MIKA
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For not having 'Unt' as a second name. It would fit the act perfectly.

23. Mika
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

My girlfriend brought this album home. What can I say? It sounds like playdays album of the early 90's, complete fucking shite!

24. Mika
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Oh fuck off. Ripping off Freddie Mercury in every single aspect of his act makes you look like a right cunt.

25. Mika
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

This is the 5th post i've posted. One must make it, surely?

26. Mika
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Why dont you Like me?,Why don't you like me?...... Because you are a sideshow bob looking ,falsetto mangling , kiddy worrying ,attention seeking ,talentless....CUNT! Double tap to the head from Cowe

27. Mika's 'Big Girls'
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Oh, just fuck off. Big Girls are only beautiful to you beacuse you take it up the fudge tunnel and the ones you hang around with probally chew clit. I now hate you more than Hitler. Cunt.

28. popbitch
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

for actively encouraging people to vote Grace Kelly as single of the year. Mika should be destroyed in a bath of acid, not applauded.

29. The Brit Awards
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...minees: Jamie T - Mookish cunt Mark Ronson - Fucking Yank cunt hiding behind a great session band. Mika - Fraggle Rock rejected cunt. Newton Faulkner - Probably smells as bad as he cunting sound...

30. the producers of Ugly Betty
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Mika slightly changing his salad-dodger hen night anthem, and Posh in a fat suit 'acting'? you fucking bandwagon jumping sell-out celebrity arse-licking whores.