1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. TOP GOVERN
(Holy News / News)

VAL KILMER TO BE MAYOR OF NEW MEXICO?

3. BRITNEY DOES A WHITNEY
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS DATES BODYGUARD

4. THE RAT IS BACK
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY RECONCILES WITH ADNAN AMID SEX TAPE RUMOURS

5. WIG AND ATHLETIC
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS SEX TAPE FOR SALE?

6. LA ISLA LOCAL
(Holy News / News)

RICKY MARTIN BUYS HIS OWN ISLAND

7. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

8. Missionary Position
(Holy News / News)

Jessica Simpson wanted a baby for her 16th birthday

9. Britney Deserves a fucking medal
(Holy News / News)

Britney Spears "saves" an elderly couple from jellyfish

10. People who drink beer with lime
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

STOP FUCKING DOING IT! They do it in Mexico to keep flies off the rim of the bottle, they throw the lime away before drinking the booze you stupid cunts!

11. Sven Goran Eriksson
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Mexico? Now it's just getting sad. Next stop, Eastbourne United. And the jammy useless cunt will still get paid £1.4 billion for doing fuck all and get fired early on full pay. Just shoot him and

12. Zac Goldsmith
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

fucking bilionaire who pays no tax , has a ranch in mexico ,a farm in devon and a big fuck off house in London then the cheeky cunt tells me I cant have a plasma screen TV in case it upsets a fucking

13. Mexico
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For tequila and Salma Hayek, surely thats enough