1. POSH ENDORSES SHIT
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BECKHAMS ATTRIBUTE PERFECT COMPLEXIONS TO APPLICATION OF BIRD POO

2. GHALIB IT OUT!
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NO BRITNEY SPEARS SEX TAPE, CLAIMS EX-LOVER

3. JOHNNY CASH
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JOHNNY DEPP KEEPING BUSY FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF YEARS

4. VOMIT DRIES ON ITS OWN
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WINEHOUSE RETURNS DESIGNER CLOBBER COVERED IN PUKE

5. MAKES SNOW SENSE
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SNOW PATROL SINGER TALKS NONSENSE

6. RICKY GERVAIS IS MADE OF PLASTIC
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EMMY AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

7. YIKES!!!!
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WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MEG MATTHEWS' FACE?!

8. WATCH WITH MOTHER
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RICHARD AND JUDY ARE... PROMOTED TO DIGITAL TV

9. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

10. I DON'T LIKE BIRTHDAYS
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PIXIE GELDOF CELEBRATES COMING OF AGE WITH SHAMBOLIC NIGHT OUT

11. NEWSMOUND
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12. DROOPY PIANIST
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MICHAEL DOUGLAS TO PLAY LIBERACE IN MOVIE

13. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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MATT DAMON TALKS ABOUT THE POTENTIAL US VICE PRESIDENT

14. DOES YOUR MUMMY KNOW THAT YOU’RE OUT?
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BRITISH ACTRESSES TOP LESBIAN POLL

15. THE SUE NATION
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'BORAT' WINS US COURT CASE

16. SHUT UP AND STOP DIGGING
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ALEC BALDWIN OUTED AS IDIOT AGAIN BY GREG GARCIA

17. SPEAKING VOLUMES
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LYNN SPEARS ATTACKS BRITNEY'S EX-MANAGER IN BOOK

18. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

19. THE EGOS HAVE LANDED
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BEYONCE USES ALTER EGO ONSTAGE

20. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

21. SHLOCKNROLLA
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GUY RITCHIE'S ROCKNROLLA PREMIERE PICTURE GALLERY

22. STICKY AND SOUR GRAPES
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MADONNA'S CREW THREATEN TO QUIT OVER HOTEL ARRANGEMENTS

23. FORE!
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JACK TWEED, JADE GOODY'S BOYFRIEND JAILED FOR ASSAULT ON A 16 YEAR OLD

24. THE MASTURBATION OLYMPICS
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GET CAPE WEAR CAPE FLY TALKS RELIGION AND THE OLYMPICS

25. MCGONER – WAHEY!
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY'S MOTHER REVEALS HUSBAND'S SEXY DEATH

26. ATOMIC WRIT-EN
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KERRY KATONA MAY HAVE HER ASSETS SEIZED TO SETTLE TAX BILL

27. MUM'S GOING TO NETTO NOW
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KERRY KATONA HAS BEEN DECLARED BANKRUPT

28. SOUP OF THE DAY
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ITV2 NEW SEASON LAUNCH PARTY PICTURE GALLERY

29. YOU'RE BARN-ED
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BABYSHAMBLES BANNED FROM PLAYING FESTIVAL IN WILTSHIRE

30. OWEN GOAL
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KATE HUDSON BACK WITH OWEN WILSON?