1. LISTEN TO WHAT THE MAN SAID
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PAUL MCCARTNEY DREADS RUINING CAREER WITH BAD SONGS. AGAIN.

2. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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BRITNEY SPEARS NAKED IN WOMANIZER VIDEO

3. COMING CLEAN
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COLIN FARRELL ADMITS THE DRINK NEARLY DID FOR HIM

4. JENNY GETS ANOTHER ROCK
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J LO AND MARC ANTHONY RENEW WEDDING VOWS

5. I KNOW WHO MIGHT KILL ME
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LINSDAY LOHAN RECEIVES 'BIBLICAL THREATS'

6. NOT A SHARP MOVE
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ANGELINA JOLIE BUYS SIX-YEAR-OLD SON HIS 'FIRST KNIFE'

7. MOTHER KNOWS BEST
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MYLEENE KLASS LAUNCHES A BABY RANGE

8. FEELING FRUITY
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PEACHES GELDOF STICKS THE BOOT IN TO STAFF

9. NEWSMOUND
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10. SPIDEY BLOODY SPIDEY
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BONO'S MUSICAL EXPECTED TO COST $40M

11. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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MADONNA MAKES UP AN IMPROMPTU SONG ABOUT SARAH PALIN

12. NEWSMOUND
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13. THE NAKED CHIEF
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JAMIE OLIVER ANGERS FANS WITH 'MINGING' CLAIMS

14. GIRLFIGHT
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MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ IN SEX TOY BATTLE

15. BEAT THE SPARTANS
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GERARD BUTLER ACCUSED OF ATTACKING PHOTOGRAPHER

16. HOW TO LOSE FANS AND ALIENATE CRITICS
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KIRSTEN DUNST TO WRITE HER OWN MUSICAL

17. ROLAND TWAT
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PETE DOHERTY TO LOCK HIMSELF IN A RAT-FILLED COFFIN

18. NEWSMOUND
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19. THE (HARD) CELL
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JENNIFER LOPEZ HAS NO PROBLEMS WITH SCIENTOLOGY

20. MARQUEE LOON
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HEATHER MILLS FALLS FOUL OF PLANNING LAWS AGAIN

21. SINCERITY REPORT
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NICOLE KIDMAN ON HER RELATIONSHIP WITH TOM CRUISE

22. SHE'S A WITCH... BURN HER!
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BOND GIRL GEMMA WAS BORN WITH SIX DIGITS ON EACH HAND

23. OFFSPRING OF GIANT FACE ON MYSPACE
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GALAXY-FACED ACTRESS HOSTS NEW BABY PICTURES ON MYSPACE

24. BIRTHDAY MILEY-STONE MILLSTONE
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HANNAH MONTANA STAR MILEY CYRUS IS FORCED TO WORK ON HER 16TH BIRTHDAY

25. NEWSMOUND
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26. OBLIGATORY YOOHOO-TUBE CLIP!
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JOHN BARROWMAN LAUNCHES NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO

27. ALL LYNNE THE PAST
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LYNNE SPEARS IS OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE FUTURE

28. WALK THE BANK
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JOHNNY DEPP TO RECEIVE RECORD PAYDAY FOR NEW PIRATES FILM

29. YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANNA BE MY LOVER
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VICTORIA BECKHAM ADMITS THAT MEN DON'T FIND HER SEXY

30. HBO NO-NO
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KAYNE WEST TV SHOW 'TOO HARDCORE' TO AIR?