1. POSH ENDORSES SHIT
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BECKHAMS ATTRIBUTE PERFECT COMPLEXIONS TO APPLICATION OF BIRD POO

2. WALK THE BANK
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JOHNNY DEPP TO RECEIVE RECORD PAYDAY FOR NEW PIRATES FILM

3. NEWSMOUND
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4. NEWSMOUND
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5. CAPTION COMPETITION!
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AARRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6. MIMI IN THE MOVIES
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MARIAH CAREY RETURNS TO ACTING

7. DUDE, WHERE'S MY BRA?
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TILDA SWINTON ON MAKE-UP, OSCARS AND BEING MISTAKEN FOR A MAN

8. VEGAS DAY THREE
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HOLY MOLY GOES TO LAS VEGAS!

9. NEWSMOUND
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10. NEWSMOUND
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11. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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PARIS HILTON ATTEMPTS TO SING AND ACT AT THE SAME TIME

12. BORING!
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LINDSAY LOHAN AND SAM RONSON ALMOST ADMIT RELATIONSHIP

13. HERE'S JOHNNY
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JOHNNY BORRELL OUT WITH A LOAD OF IDIOTS

14. WE STARTED OFF NAKED
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 38

15. SHAKES ON A PLANE
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POSH SPICE IN PLANE DRAMA

16. AXEL F-OFF
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EDDIE MURPHY SIGNS UP FOR 'BEVERLY HILLS COP 4'

17. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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GORILLAZ DARE VIDEO

18. LA DOLCE VITA!
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OBLIGATORY CRAPPY CELEBRITY GALLERY

19. A SQUINTER'S TALE
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PARIS HILTON MAKES A VISIT TO SELFRIDGES

20. NEWSMOUND
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21. JODIE MARSH SUFFERS AN ATTACK OF THE HEATHER MILLS
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JODIE MARSH NOT TELLING TRUTH ABOUT CHARITY?

22. EU MUST BE JOKING
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EDDIE IZZARD CONSIDERS A CAREER IN POLITICS

23. NEWSMOUND
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24. NEWSMOUND
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25. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

26. NEWSMOUND
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27. JODIE'S BIG BOOB
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MORE PICTURES OF JODIE MARSH AND HER BOOB JOB

28. WHITE TIGER NOT INCLUDED
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MORE PICS TO RUIN JODIE MARSH'S EXCLUSIVE

29. WIG CAN WORK IT OUT
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COURTNEY LOVE OFFERS ADVICE TO BRITNEY SPEARS

30. STORM IN A B-CUP
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KEIRA KNIGHTLEY TALKS ABOUT HER BREASTS AGAIN