1. THE DARK KNIGHT CURSE
(Holy News / News)

MORGAN FREEMAN IN SERIOUS CAR ACCIDENT

2. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. A BAD KNIGHT
(Holy News / News)

THE DARK KNIGHT PREMIERE PICTURE GALLERY

4. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. A KNIGHT ON THE TOWN
(Holy News / News)

DARK KNIGHT PREMIERE GALLERY

6. WHY WOOD YOU?
(Holy News / News)

RONNIE WOOD AGREES TO PLAY ON NEW STARSAILOR ALBUM

7. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

8. SCREENPLAY-ING FOR TIME
(Holy News / News)

MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL REVEALS SECRECY SURROUNDING BATMAN SCRIPT

9. WIN A SPITTING IMAGE BOXSET
(Holy News / Competition)

ONE OF FIVE SETS FOR GRABS

10. OBLIGATORY YOU TUBE CLIP
(Holy News / News)

New Batman trailer gets leaked online

11. OBLIGATORY YOU TUBE CLIP
(Holy News / News)

SPIDERPIG TRIES TO FLY OVER LONDON

12. DUMPED!
(Holy News / News)

MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL SET TO BE DUMPED BY AGENT PROVOCATEUR AFTER ABOUT 5 MINUTES!

13. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

14. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

15. Carol Thatcher
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...en need to rely on the fact that she's Thatcher's offspring to warrant her listing. Oh yes and cos she's Maggie Thatcher's daughter....

16. Maggie Thatcher
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Evil bitch with a heart of stone and a face like a bulldog licking piss off a stinging nettle.

17. Maggie Gyllenhaal
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Infinitely more talented and sexy than Katie Holmes. Makes me wonder why the fuck she wasn't cast in the first place. I'd love to clean out her bat cave.

18. THE DARK KNIGHT
(HM Approved!/HM Approved!)

...d have been nice) and Gary Oldman who is excellent as Batman's unflinching brother-in arms, James Gordon. Maggie Gyllenhaal just had to be an improvement on Katie Holmes' flaccid portrayal of Rachel D...