1. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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MADONNA MAKES UP AN IMPROMPTU SONG ABOUT SARAH PALIN

2. NEWSMOUND
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4. NEWSMOUND
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5. TWO SMOKING TURKEYS
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GUY RITCHIE DEFENDS HIS FLOP FILMS

6. DULL AND DULLER
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GUY RITCHIE QUIT DRUGS BECAUSE HE FOUND THEM DULL

7. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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MADONNA MAKES AWFUL RACKET THEN FALLS OVER

8. AAARGHHHHHH!
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MADONNA PERFORMS AT WEMBLEY LOOKING REMARKABLY LIKE SKELETOR

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10. SHLOCKNROLLA
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GUY RITCHIE'S ROCKNROLLA PREMIERE PICTURE GALLERY

11. STICKY AND SOUR GRAPES
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MADONNA'S CREW THREATEN TO QUIT OVER HOTEL ARRANGEMENTS

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13. PAPA DON'T BLEACH
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MADONNA TO LAUNCH LINE OF HAIR-CARE PRODUCTS

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15. DON'T BE A H8ER BOI
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AVRIL LAVIGNE SPARKS PROTESTS IN MALAYSIA

16. NEWSMOUND
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17. SLAPPER – DON'T PREACH
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JOHN MCCAIN HITS BACK AT MADONNA

18. MAMA DON'T PREACH
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MADONNA CELEBRATES HER 50TH BIRTHDAY

19. WHAT KABOLLOCKS
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IT'S MADGE'S 50TH BIRTHDAY, BUT SHE RECKONS SHE'S 36

20. RAIDING MALAWI
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MADONNA CLOSE TO ADOPTING ANOTHER MALAWIAN CHILD

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22. THE INACCURATE COLLECTION
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MADONNA AND GUY RITCHIE'S PUB ACCUSED OF PRICE FIXING

23. PLASTIC SURGEONS KNOW NOTHING
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MADONNA NAMED ULTIMATE FACE BY COSMETIC SURGEONS

24. NEWSMOUND
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25. NEWSMOUND
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26. 'NOT MY MATERIAL' GIRL
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MADONNA DENIES CO-AUTHORING HER BROTHER'S BOOK

27. STORYTELLING
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MADONNA WILL NOT RENEW HER MARRIAGE VOWS

28. NEWSMOUND
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29. EXPRESS YOURSELF (FOR MONEY)
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DID MADONNA CO-WRITE HER BROTHER'S TELL-ALL BOOK?

30. NEWSMOUND
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