1. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

2. The curse of Molko spreads
(Holy News / News)

Jason Orange shows bald spot

3. The curse of Molko spreads
(Holy News / News)

Jason Orange is going a bit bald bless him

4. Right to be so, so, so wrong.
(Holy News / News)

bad fake accents on youtube

5. Right to be so, so, so wrong
(Holy News / News)

Joss Stone, the latest in a long line of shonky accent merchants

6. Lulu
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Common-as-muck, creaky-voiced, chipmunk-faced, botoxed old bag who is trying hard to be a lady. That photo of her gobbin' out her chewing gum (projectile style) in the street proved you can take the g

7. Lulu
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...icide is the killing of one's mother and patricide is the killing of one's father, would the killing of Lulu be cunt-ryside? (A play on the word cunt if the orange cunt is reading this!)...

8. Lulu
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Almost as annoying as that stupid cunt Leslie Garrett . Why does she feel the need to sing all the time? You have a shit voice, and you had 1 massive single released about 80 years ago. Do fuck off

9. The Weetabix couples
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...re varying what you put on your Weetabix in the morning much in the same way I didn't give a shit about Lulu's high cholesterol. I hope you spend many, many hours a day on the loo crapping away your ...

10. If you got Lulu to cover Amy Winehouse songs, it w...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

If you got Lulu to cover Amy Winehouse songs, it would sound identical to Duffy