1. ALL LYNNE THE PAST
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LYNNE SPEARS IS OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE FUTURE

2. MEAT THE BEATLES
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MACCA'S NEW SQUEEZE NOW A CARD-CARRYING VEGETARIAN

3. YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANNA BE MY LOVER
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VICTORIA BECKHAM ADMITS THAT MEN DON'T FIND HER SEXY

4. NEWSMOUND
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5. PLEASE DON'T SHOW YOUR 'WHOLE AGAIN'
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KERRY KATONA TO GO TOPLESS IN TV DOCUMENTARY

6. FANTASTIC PHWOAR
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JESSICA ALBA IS GAGGING FOR YOUNG MEN. AND WOMEN.

7. EX APPEAL
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PETE DOHERTY POSTS YOUTUBE TRIBUTE TO MOSSY

8. GHALIB IT OUT!
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NO BRITNEY SPEARS SEX TAPE, CLAIMS EX-LOVER

9. LOOK WHO'S STALKING
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HEATHER LOCKLEAR'S ACCUSER IS UNDER INVESTIGATION

10. SMOKE LIKE TEEN SPIRIT
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GERMAN ARTIST TO TOKE ON KURT COBAIN'S ASHES?

11. I'M STILL LOVING ALIENZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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ROBBIE WELCOMES GREEN MEN THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF SONG

12. NEWSMOUND
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13. HEART OF STONE
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DETAILS OF SHARON STONE'S CUSTODY HEARING REVEALED

14. CLAP YOUR HANDS, SAY YEAH
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KELLY OSBOURNE GOES WILD FOR THE STD TESTS AFTER PREGNANCY SCARE

15. NEWSMOUND
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16. SOCKS AND BECKS
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POSH ADMITS TO WEARING LOTION FILLED SOCKS AND GLOVES IN BED

17. LOVE MATCH POINT
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SCARLETT JOHANSSON MARRIES RYAN REYNOLDS IN CANADA

18. CAPTION COMPETITION!
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AARRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

19. SAY TA-RA TO TASTE
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TARA PT RECKONS HER NEW ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE DIDO

20. BRA AND MAN TEEZE
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DITA VON TEESE HAD LESBIAN FLING

21. MAKES SNOW SENSE
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SNOW PATROL SINGER TALKS NONSENSE

22. WHEN YOU SAY NOTHING AT ALL
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RADIOHEAD FRONTMAN SNUBS RONAN KEATING

23. NEWSMOUND
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24. MANKY PETE
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PETER ANDRE LIKES PEDICURES AND MANICURES MORE THAN JORDAN

25. SCRUBBER SEEKS CLEANER
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COURTNEY LOVE IS LOOKING FOR A HOUSEKEEPER

26. RICKY GERVAIS IS MADE OF PLASTIC
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EMMY AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

27. LOCK UP YOUR MILLIONAIRES
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HEATHER MILLS IS READY TO START DATING AGAIN

28. DOGGONE
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PARIS HILTON UPSET AFTER DOGS EATEN

29. SHAGGY IS A KNOBBER!
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SHAGGY TEACHES US HOW TO PULL AND TELLS US ALL ABOUT HIS ANUS

30. PROPERTY LOVER
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SARAH BEENY'S UNKNOWN WRITING TALENTS