1. GIRL, INTERRUPTED (BY THE ASA)
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ANGELINA JOLIE'S MOVIE POSTERS GET BANNED

2. YOU'RE NOT GETTING ALBI-ON
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PETE DOHERTY CRIES AFTER MISSING A FLIGHT

3. THE BEST OF BALLS
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CALUM BEST OWNS UP TO COMMITMENT ISSUES

4. THE STENCH OF PUBLICITY
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POSH AND BECKS SINGATURE SCENT HITS NOSTRILS

5. PREMIUM GRADE SUSPECT
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HELEN MIRREN SAYS SHE USED TO LOVE COCAINE

6. DIRTY DAVID
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X FILES ACTOR DAVID DUCHOVNY TREATED FOR SEX ADDICTION

7. SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT
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SAMANTHA RONSON TO WRITE AUTOBIOGRAPHY

8. ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUNST
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KIRSTEN DUNST IS DATING MGMT SINGER

9. SPORTY BECOMES BABY
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MEL C IS PREGNANT!

10. I KNOW WHAT YOU ATE LAST SUMMER
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JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT WISHES SHE HAD WALKED AROUND NAKED AGED 12

11. STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE…
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ANOTHER RONSON TAKES TO THE DECKS

12. A PEACH OF SALT
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PEACHES GELDOF MARRIED 'BECAUSE OF GRIEF'

13. THAT'S WHY THE LADY IS A TRAMP
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KATE MOSS REVEALS FRANK SINATRA KISS

14. AS YOU SOW SO SHALL YOU REAP
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PEACHES EX UPSET OVER SURPRISE WEDDING

15. LIFE'S A PEACH AND THEN YOU MARRY ONE
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BOOKIES GIVE PEACHES'S MARRIAGE 12/1 IT'S OVER IN A MONTH

16. DIDDY: I AM KING OF SEX!
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P DIDDY SAYS HE WOULD WIN THE OLYMPICS OF SEX

17. ADAM AND GRIEVE
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ADAM SANDLER BLAMES CRITICS FOR HIS POOR MOVIES

18. SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS ISN'T GOING TO END WELL
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Peaches Geldof continues in her quest for attention by getting married

19. RAIDING MALAWI
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MADONNA CLOSE TO ADOPTING ANOTHER MALAWIAN CHILD

20. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

21. PALM D'OH!
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TOM CRUISE WANTED A CERTAIN ROLE IN 'TROPIC THUNDER'

22. THE FUR FLIES
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STELLA MCCARTNEY FURIOUS AT ADVERT FOR FUR BOUTIQUE

23. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

24. DOLLY'S DAGGERS
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DOLLY PARTON MAKES BRITNEY AND LINDSAY JOKE

25. TAKING THE RSVP
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MICHAEL LOHAN UNHAPPY ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER'S WEDDING PLANS

26. OVER MY DEAD BODY
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KEVIN COSTNER WANTS TO MAKE A SEQUEL TO THE BODYGUARD

27. SHORT TEMPERED
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VERNE TROYER SUES HIS EX-PARTNER FOR BATTERY

28. PRANCES WITH HORSES
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KEVIN COSTNER HAS A RODEO AT HIS WEDDING RECEPTION

29. PINING PETE
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PETE DOHERTY TALKS ABOUT KATE MOSS SPLIT PUBLICLY

30. JENNY AND A CROCK
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JENNIFER LOPEZ IS MAKING ANOTHER MOVIE