1. JORDAN INVENTS THE WHORSE
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JORDAN'S NEW EQUESTRIAN CLOTHING RANGE

2. PASS THE TISSUES
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RHYS IFANS AND KIMBERLY STEWART SPLIT

3. I'LL BE SQUARE JAW YOU
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JENNIFER ANISTON SPENDS £10,000 A MONTH ON BEAUTY TREATMENTS

4. STONE'S SPIDERS LEGS
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SHARON STONE DEMANDED A SPIDER HAVE PINCERS REMOVED

5. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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BRIGITTE NIELSEN UNDERGOES PLASTIC SURGERY

6. AMY WEANHOUSE
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WINO WILL KICK DRUGS HABIT TO HAVE KIDS

7. HEART OF STONE
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SHARON STONE DESCRIBES CHINESE EARTHQUAKE AS 'KARMA'

8. OLSEN FUN
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THE OLSEN TWINS WERE GIVEN FULL FAT MILK IN THEIR COFFEE

9. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

10. DON'T STOP TILL YOU GET ENOUGH
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MICHAEL JACKSON MAY BE HEADING FOR LAS VEGAS

11. MISCHA PARIS
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MISCHA BARTON FLEES TO FRANCE TO AVOID PAPARAZZI

12. THE FOX AND THE HAIR
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MEGAN FOX CLAIMS SHE WAS ONCE SO POOR SHE COULDN'T SHAVE HER LEGS

13. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

14. BEGIN THE BIG WHINE
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ENRIQUE IGLESIAS DENIES HE HAS A SMALL PENIS

15. BIG IS BAD
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JORDAN SAYS BIG BREASTS ARE 'OUT OF FASHION'

16. BAY CITY GROWLER
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MAYOR OF MADONNA'S HOME TOWN WANTS HER TO RETURN

17. HOSE GREAT IDEA WAS THIS?
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LINDSAY LOHAN DESIGNS TIGHTS RANGE

18. VIVA FOREVER
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GERI HALLIWELL HELPED SAVE FANS LIFE

19. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

20. WHAT A LOAD OF PANTS
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JORDAN MODELS HER NEW UNDERWEAR COLLECTION FOR ASDA

21. GOOD LEGS GONE BAD
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RIHANNA SAYS SHE DOESN'T LIKE HER LEGS

22. SMIRK AT THE MOON
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MCCARTNEY WILL NOT DUET WITH OZZY OSBOURNE AT THE BRITS

23. FROM PRE-NATAL TO PRE-POSTEROUS
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J.LO'S BIRTHING SUITE REMAINS EMPTY AND WAITING

24. CURSE OF THE MUMMY
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JORDAN WANTS FOUR MORE CHILDREN

25. IT'S 4PM, WE'RE BORED...
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HOLY MOLY'S ALTERNATIVE TO VICTORIA'S SECRET SEXY LIST

26. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

27. A RUSH AND A PUSH AND THE GLAND IS OURS
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JORDAN CLAIMS TO HAVE FALLEN DOWN A SET OF STAIRS IN LA

28. BLACK-EYED PEES
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FERGIE ADMITS TO WETTING HER PANTS ONSTAGE

29. MODERN TOSS INTERVIEW
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MODERN TOSS ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS

30. SCENT OF A FISHWIFE
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KERRY KATONA TO LAUNCH HER OWN PERFUME RANGE