1. THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL WON'T BE RELEASED EARLY

2. LOOK WHO'S STALKING
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HEATHER LOCKLEAR'S ACCUSER IS UNDER INVESTIGATION

3. I'M STILL LOVING ALIENZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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ROBBIE WELCOMES GREEN MEN THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF SONG

4. CASH BACK!
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BRITNEY'S MOTHER PROUD AT HER DAUGHTER'S COMEBACK

5. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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MATT DAMON TALKS ABOUT THE POTENTIAL US VICE PRESIDENT

6. SHORT TEMPERED
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VERNE TROYER SUES HIS EX-PARTNER FOR BATTERY

7. WIN PAUL SMITH 'STORY' AFTERSHAVE
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FIVE BOTTLES OF PAUL SMITH'S 'STORY' AFTERSHAVE UP FOR GRABS

8. XENU NEED HANDS
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KATIE HOLMES HAS ODD-COLOURED HANDS

9. THE MILLER'S TALE
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SIENNA MILLER SCORES SIX IN WEEKEND OF LIFE RUINING

10. SUNDAY BEEF
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SOURCES ARGUE OVER NICOLE KIDMAN'S BABY NAME

11. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

12. EXCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THIS...
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JIMI HENDRIX SEX TAPE TO BE RELEASED?

13. THE BIG BREAK-UP
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KELLY BROOK SPLITS FROM BILLY ZANE

14. SLIPPERY AND WET
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RITCHIE SAMBORA PLEADS GUILTY TO DRINK DRIVING

15. NUDE HORSE PLAY
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DANIEL RADCLIFFE TO PERFORM ON BROADWAY

16. BRITISH LESION
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DERMATOLOGISTS MULL OVER AMY WINEHOUSE'S SKIN CONDITION

17. OTHER LIFE THRU A LENS
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS STILL LOOKING FOR ALIENS

18. WHAT A WASTER TIME
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PETE DOHERTY TO HELP YOUNG HEROIN ADDICTS

19. HAG VERSUS HAGRID
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TILDA SWINTON WOULD NEVER ACT IN A HARRY POTTER FILM

20. HARVEY 1 HEAT 0
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MARK FRITH RESIGNS AS EDITOR OF HEAT MAGAZINE

21. THE OSCARS HAPPEN AND PEOPLE WON
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LIST OF ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS 2008

22. JESSICA SIMPSON IS 'HURTING' FAT PEOPLE
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WINNER OF THE MOST MISLEADING HEADLINE OF THE DAY

23. BAFTA AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY
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BAFTA AWARD WINNERS AND PICTURES

24. DAILY BRITNEY
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BRITNEY SPEARS' FATHER FEARS HER DEATH

25. WONDERFALL
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BARACK OBAMA'S WIFE FAILS TO HELP HUSBAND'S CAMPAIGN

26. DAILY BRITNEY
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BRITNEY SPEARS FOUND DISTRESSED AFTER ARGUMENT WITH MANAGER

27. I'M HOT, FAT, INNOCENT?
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BRITNEY SPEARS TOLD POLICE SHE WAS TOO HOT TO WEAR CLOTHES

28. SURELY HE'S JOAQUIN
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JOAQUIN PHOENIX FAILS TO SPELL HIS OWN NAME CORRECTLY

29. HE MADE ME SAY THIS
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KATIE HOLMES REVEALS WHY SHE LOVES TOM CRUISE

30. MAD AND THE HATTER
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HEATHER MILLS IS DATING EX-MILLINER