1. ABSTINENCE AND THE CITY
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MILEY CYRUS MISSES MOST OF THE POINT OF SEX AND THE CITY

2. THE COHEN BOTHERS
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SACHA BARON COHEN IS ANNOYING AMERICANS AGAIN

3. ANTS IN HER PANTS AMY
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AMY LASHES OUT AT ANOTHER FAN FOR PINCHING HER BUM

4. MATERIAL PAIR
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MADONNA AND GUY RITCHIE TO SPLIT AFTER HER WORLD TOUR?

5. MY DIGNITY'S ON THE FLOOR
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 28

6. CAPTAIN GINGER BONCE VS THE GEORDIE BABY ABANDONER! IT'S ON!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 27

7. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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PETE DOHERTY STILL PINING FOR KATE MOSS

8. OH GOD, THERE'S MORE OF THEM!
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LINDSAY LOHAN HAS A SECRET SISTER

9. SLY SYLVIA SET TO BE SACKED
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HOLY MOLY CATCHES UP WITH THE BETTING ODDS

10. TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE…
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 22

11. I AM RIGID
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WILL SMITH WARNS HIS WIFE TO EXPECT LOTS OF SEX

12. SHEEN IT ALL BEFORE
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CHARLIE SHEEN AND DENISE RICHARDS STILL ARGUING

13. WIN RAMBO BOXSETS
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FIVE RAMBO BOXSETS UP FOR GRAB

14. BERK DIGGLER
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MARK WAHLBERG CRITICISES SOMEONE ELSE'S POOR MOVIE

15. VIOLATOR
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 7

16. THE LAW'S WHISPERER
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JAY-Z SUED FOR STEALING RAPPING TECHNIQUE

17. PUSSYCAT LOL
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PUSSYCAT DOLLS SAY THEY WANT TO SEX UP AMY WINEHOUSE

18. SPACE AND THE CROWD
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KEVIN SPACEY HAS AN EXTREMELY LARGE ENTOURAGE ON FILM SET

19. HAHAHAH oh HAHAHAHAHA oh HAHAHAHAH etc
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jack black is the most predictable person on earth

20. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

21. STONED ALONE
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WOODY HARRELSON PLANS TO STARVE HIMSELF FOR 40 DAYS

22. WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
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BRITNEY SPEARS GOES TO A PARTY WITH HER FATHER

23. XENU-PHOBIA
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OPENING OF WILL SMITH'S NEW FILM HAS BEEN DELAYED

24. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

25. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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DOLLY PARTON TO SUE US DJ OVER TALKING BOOK ADDITIONS

26. HAIL TO THE TEETH
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TOM CRUISE TO PLAY PRESIDENT OF USA IN MOVIE

27. THE FOX AND THE HAIR
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MEGAN FOX CLAIMS SHE WAS ONCE SO POOR SHE COULDN'T SHAVE HER LEGS

28. GO BACK TO JAIL
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PARIS HILTON PROFESSES LOVE OF MONOPOLY

29. WIN BLACK LIPS TICKETS AND OTHER GOODIES
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WIN TICKETS TO SEE BLACK LIPS

30. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?