1. KANYE TURN IT OVER?
(Holy News / News)

KANYE WEST PLANS HIS OWN TV SHOW

2. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. NULL POINTS
(Holy News / News)

PAMELA ANDERSON UNCLEAR ABOUT MEANING OF 'ANNULMENT'

4. WHO WON'T LET THE DOGG IN?
(Holy News / News)

SNOOP DOGG CELEBRATES VISA WIN ON US TELEVISION

5. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
(Holy News / News)

LARRY KING GETS ON THE WRONG SIDE OF JERRY SEINFELD

8. CHEF'S NOT-SO SPECIAL SAUCE
(Holy News / News)

GORDON RAMSAY HAS A VERY LOW SPERM COUNT

9. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

10. Let the fun start
(Holy News / News)

Kevin Federline wants Britney to pay his legal bills

11. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

12. Pill popping Paris perjures herself
(Holy News / News)

Paris Hilton proved to have lied to Larry King about drugs

13. Hilton: Never High
(Holy News / News)

Paris Hilton claims to have never taken drugs

14. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

15. Celine Dion Is A Fucking Idiot
(Holy News / News)

Celine Dion makes herself look like an idiot on Larry King

16. celine dion is a fucking idiot
(Holy News / News)

Celine Dion talks Hurricane Katrina on CNN

17. Larry Tate (Bewitched)
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For singularly failing to realise that Darren's wife is a witch and continuing to try and close advertising deals at his house. Look you silver haired cunt, how many dinner parties/deals do you want t

18. Zoom
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...wn by a cheap airline. It's because ever since I heard the news this morning I have had that cunting Fat Larry's Band track in my head. Stuck like shit to a blanket....

19. Flight of the Conchords
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

The funniest show I've seen in a long time, think of the dry sarcasm of Larry David mixed with the bizarre songs of the Mighty Boosh, only much better, quicker and funnier. The Youtube clips of their

20. Larry David
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For bringing back 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' even though he said there'd be no more after series 5

21. Larry David
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For being a genius and not going down the friends route of comedy

22. Larry David
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

A comedy God. Nothing further to add.

23. Larry David
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Because Curb your Enthusiasm gets better every time I watch it and proves that American Comedy has more to offer than 'Friends' (Or Seinfeld.)

24. Somewhere, at any time of the day, Ricky Gervais i...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Somewhere, at any time of the day, Ricky Gervais is thinking of new ways to rip-off Larry David.

25. ''Zoom'' by Fat Larry's Band is musical Prozac....
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

''Zoom'' by Fat Larry's Band is musical Prozac.