1. WHEN HOLY MOLY WENT TO THE KUNG FU PANDA PREMIERE
(Holy News / VIDEO)

JACK BLACK COMPARES RELEASING A FILM WITH FARTING

2. HAHAHAH oh HAHAHAHAHA oh HAHAHAHAH etc
(Holy News / News)

jack black is the most predictable person on earth

3. LOQUACIOUS 'D'
(Holy News / News)

JACK BLACK CONFIRMS ANGELINA JOLIE IS HAVING TWINS

4. STICKY FINGERS
(Holy News / News)

JOHN C. REILLY TALKS OF VISIT TO PORN SET

5. Kung Loon
(Holy News / News)

Britney Spears is learning a martial art

6. Girly girls
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...iet coke.) No I don't like mincin music. And no I'm not ashamed to get hammered / burp like a bastard / kung fu fight in the street. Am I still a fox? You're damn right sugar pie =)...

7. Mr Miyagi
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

If you're so great at kung fu, how come you're working as a fucking caretaker?

8. Burmese Buddhist monks
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Got to hand it to you guys. You're way cooler than Grasshopper from Kung Fu.

9. Buster Martin
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

100 years old, fought off 3 teenage muggers and still works at a plumbers... "I pushed one and kung-fu kicked the other one between the legs." had a quick nip into hospital got a few stitches an

10. Last of the Summer Wine and Roy Clarke
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...likely household goods on a weekly basis. For not making Burt Kwock leap out at somebody in a hilarious Kung-Fu manner. For continuing to make Blakey gurn like a Parkinson's sufferer - but mostly for ...