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4. GRUBBY TITS MARK 2
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5. EINSTEIN-A-NO-NO
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6. THE HUNT FOR RED (MIST) OCTOBER
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7. ABSTINENCE AND THE CITY
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8. I SOUGHT THE LAW
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9. I DON'T THINK I WANT YOU BACK
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10. OLSEN FUN
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11. KEEP OFF THE GRASS
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12. I PORKED THE LAW?
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16. COTTAGE PLEAS
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17. SIMPLY THE BEST
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18. RAY J-ING BULL
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19. BAY CITY GROWLER
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20. LOVE IS THE MUG
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21. PARTRIDGE TO JOIN PUSSYCAT DOLLS!
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22. CLAP INTO NORTH KOREA!
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23. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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24. ABSOLUT TOSSER
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25. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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26. PARIS 4 ELISHA
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27. PAPARAZZI 1 BRITNEY 0
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29. WANNABE THINNEST
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30. WHAT A SHIT SANDWICH
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