1. MAXI-RELIEF
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VERN TROYER SEX TAPE IS EMBARGOED

2. A DOLT AND BATTERY
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DENNIS RODMAN PLEADS NO CONTEST TO SPOUSAL ABUSE

3. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

4. ANOTHER HOLY MOLY WORLD EXCLUSIVE: CHERYL COLE IS DEFINITELY THE NEXT X FACTOR JUDGE
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Cheryl Cole set to be announced as Sharon Osbourne's replacement on X Factor

5. GUILTY
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL PLEADS GUILTY

6. ROCK IN THE DOCK?
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CHRIS ROCK HOAXED OVER CHILD SEX CHARGES

7. BUSTED
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MATT WILLIS FORCED INTO REHAB AFTER NIGHT OUT WITH AMY

8. GLAMOUR URINE EXTRACTION SUCKERS NATION SURELY
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GLAMOUR AWARDS IN WORLD'S MOST RIDICULOUS WINNERS LIST SHOCKER

9. AXEL F-OFF
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EDDIE MURPHY SIGNS UP FOR 'BEVERLY HILLS COP 4'

10. I BELIEVE I MIGHT CRY
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R KELLY TRIAL CONTINUES

11. LIKE A VIRGIN HIGH?
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MADONNA PLANS TO BUILD A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR SCHOOL IN MALAWI

12. DECREE: ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED
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PAUL MCCARTNEY AND HEATHER MILLS' DIVORCE FINALISED

13. BRITNEY UPDATE
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BRITNEY ALLOWED MORE TIME WITH HER CHILDREN

14. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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DAVID BLAINE BREAKS WORLD BREATH-HOLDING RECORD

15. CRAZY OUT OF LOVE
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BRIAN MCFADDEN WANTS CUSTODY OF HIS KIDS FROM KERRY KATONA

16. WHAT-CHOO-CHOO TALKIN’ ABOUT?
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MORE HEARTBREAK FOR GARY COLEMAN

17. TOP TRUMPS
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HEATHER FLIRTS WITH DONALD TRUMP

18. BEAUTIES AND THE BEAST
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HEATHER MILLS GETS BOOED AT BEAUTY PAGEANT

19. AT THE END OF HER HEATHER
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HEATHER MILLS GOES ON GMTV AGAIN

20. BREAKING NEWS
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PETE DOHERTY HAS BEEN SENT TO PRISON

21. THROW AWAY THE KEY!
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NICKELBACK SINGER CONVICTED OF WRITING WORST SONG EVER

22. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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PARIS HILTON TRIES HER HAND AT BELLY DANCING

23. THE STUPIDEST WOMAN ON THE PLANET
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SUZANNE SHAW ADMITS TO BEING THICK AND IGNORANT

24. THE BEST PICTURE IN THE WORLD?
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COURT PICTURE OF HEATHER MILLS IN WATER FIGHT REVEALED

25. JUDGE NOT, LEST YE BE JUDGED YOURSELF…
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HEATHER MILLS TO JUDGE US BEAUTY CONTEST

26. NO WONDER SHE WANTED IT KEPT QUIET
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HEATHER MILLS' EVIDENCE LESS THAN ACCURATE

27. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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JACK NICHOLSON CAMPAIGNS FOR HILLARY CLINTON

28. PURE AND SIMPLE
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SUZANNE SHAW NAMED 'MOTHER OF THE YEAR'

29. LONG AND WHINING ROAD
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DECISION IN MCCARTNEY MILLS CASE DUE SOON

30. DUMBO GETS JUMBO
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DAVID HASSELHOFF ALLOWED TO COLLECT TREASURED POSESSIONS