1. TAKING THE PENIS
(Holy News / News)

CHRISTINA AGUILERA WELCOMES HER NEWLY-CIRCUMCISED SON HOME WITH PENIS BALLOONS

2. BACK TO BLACK
(Holy News / News)

AMY WINEHOUSE PSYCHOANALYSED BY US WRITER

3. BERRY SORRY
(Holy News / News)

HALLE BERRY APOLOGISES FOR JEWISH JOKE

4. Burglar Bill sykes
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

... shit out of that poof Oliver, had a big fuck off homicidal dog and was mates with the artfull dodger and jewish fence Fagin, No man could aspire to be more....

5. Herrman Goering
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Rouge cheeked 30 stone, half jewish, pink patent leather boot wearing ex fighter pilot ace, Nazi bisexual mass murderer who cheated the gallows with a Cyanide capsule. Cant say he didnt live life t

6. Homosexuals
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For uniting the Muslim, Christian and Jewish religions.

7. Simon Amstell
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Funny. Gay. Jewish. Different.

8. Simon Sebag Montefiore
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

British/Jewish writer and historian. Most on HM give themselves a silly/unusual name but this bloke's is the real thing. Starts off quietly with SIMON, a biblical name that's been around for so long