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PEACHES GELDOF STICKS THE BOOT IN TO STAFF

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3. IS IT ANY BLUNDER
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KEANE TO UNVEIL NEW 'FUNKY' DIRECTION

4. TROUBLE WOE SEVEN
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DANIEL CRAIG SAYS NEW BOND MOVIE IS NOT CURSED

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6. NEWSMOUND
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7. GIRL, INTERRUPTED (BY THE ASA)
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ANGELINA JOLIE'S MOVIE POSTERS GET BANNED

8. ZERO ZERO DIGNITY
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JAMES BOND SELLS OUT TO COKE ZERO

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10. FORE!
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JACK TWEED, JADE GOODY'S BOYFRIEND JAILED FOR ASSAULT ON A 16 YEAR OLD

11. I WROTE THISH
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SEAN CONNERY RELEASES BOOK ON HIS LIFE AS A SCOTSMAN

12. GRUESOME TWOSOME ALERT!
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BIG BROTHER'S MOST GRUESOME COUPLING YET?

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14. RAIDING MALAWI
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MADONNA CLOSE TO ADOPTING ANOTHER MALAWIAN CHILD

15. GAVIN AND GAY-CEY
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JAMES CORDEN AND MATTHEW HORNE ADMIT TO BEING A COUPLE (KIND OF)

16. NEWSMOUND
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17. IT'S LIKE 10,000 SPOONS!
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Scotty from Star Trek's ashes are destroyed - by a spaceship

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19. NEWSMOUND
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20. NOW, WHERE WAS I?
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ROBERT DOWNEY JR DECIDES NOT TO WRITE MEMOIRS

21. A BAD KNIGHT
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THE DARK KNIGHT PREMIERE PICTURE GALLERY

22. LAWYERS 10 SPEARS FAMILY 0
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BRITNEY'S CUSTODY CASE DRAWS TO A CLOSE

23. BOOZE N' THE WOOD
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RONNIE WOOD ENTERS REHAB FOR ALCOHOLISM THERAPY

24. SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER
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THE KIDS ARE OUT FOR THE BT HOME HUB PARTY

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26. NEWSMOUND
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27. IS THAT YOUR MR TUMNUS?
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JAMES MCAVOY IS APPROACHED BY FANS IN TOILETS

28. NEWSMOUND
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29. MY NAME IS FLUTE
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NICOLE KIDMAN HAS PLANNED OUT HER BIRTHING MUSIC

30. SHEEN IT ALL BEFORE
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CHARLIE SHEEN AND DENISE RICHARDS STILL ARGUING