1. THE TALE OF JACK AND AMY
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WINEHOUSE ORDERS 48 BOTTLES OF LIQUOR FOR BESTIVAL

2. PAM IN THE MIRROR
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JACKO APPARENTLY 'STEPS OUT' WITH PAMELA ANDERSON. WORLD PUSHES AWAY UNFINISHED DINNER

3. THE BEST OF BALLS
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CALUM BEST OWNS UP TO COMMITMENT ISSUES

4. FORE!
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JACK TWEED, JADE GOODY'S BOYFRIEND JAILED FOR ASSAULT ON A 16 YEAR OLD

5. NEWSMOUND
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6. NEWSMOUND
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7. KEEPIN' LA BABY PHOTO
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RICKY MARTIN BABY PICTURES NOT WANTED

8. NEWSMOUND
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9. TAKING HER BALL-AD HOME
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AMY WINEHOUSE STILL PLANS TO RELEASE BOND THEME

10. GRAVEYARD SHAFT
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ISAAC HAYES DIES AGED 65

11. NEWSMOUND
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12. NO TALENT IN PARIS
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SHARON OSBOURNE SAYS PARIS HILTON 'HAS NO TALENT'

13. SOMETHING BORROWED, SOME KNOB FROM BLUE
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LEE RYAN DUMPS PREGNANT FIANCEE

14. NEWSMOUND
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15. BOHEMIAN TRAGEDY
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MUSIC POLL CONFIRMS PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

16. NEWSMOUND
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17. MAKING A SILK PURSE OF OUT OF A SOW'S EAR
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JADE GOODY TO HAVE MORE PLASTIC SURGERY

18. ANOTHER OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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IS MARILYN MANSON AS BALD AS A COOT?

19. USHER NONSENSE
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USHER DENIES HIS SON'S NAME IS TO BOOST HIS OWN EGO

20. WHEN HOLY MOLY WENT TO THE KUNG FU PANDA PREMIERE
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JACK BLACK COMPARES RELEASING A FILM WITH FARTING

21. NEWSMOUND
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22. ALFIE BIN LADEN
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MICHAEL CAINE DETAINED AT US AIRPORT AS TERROR SUSPECT

23. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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COREY FELDMAN AND COREY HAIM TALK ABOUT TEENAGE ABUSE

24. PER-VERSION
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MARK RONSON WATCHED PORN WITH MICHAEL JACKSON AS A CHILD

25. NEWSMOUND
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26. VIOLATOR
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 7

27. TOO MUCH
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IS MEL B TELLING LIES?

28. SAY YOU'LL BE THERE... PLEASE?
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MELANIE BROWN MAY NOT BE TOURING WITH JANET JACKSON

29. I DON'T THINK I WANT YOU BACK
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MEL B IS RECORDING NEW DUET WITH JANET JACKSON

30. WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
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HOLY MOLY'S LIST OF THE WORST FATHERS EVER