1. VOIGHT-ING DIRTY
(Holy News / News)

JON VOIGHT REPLIES TO ROSEANNE BARR'S INSULTS

2. CAN'T STAND EITHER OF THEM NOW
(Holy News / News)

KATE MOSS KICKS JAMIE HINCE OUT

3. HEY, SQUID BRAINS!
(Holy News / News)

KANYE WEST'S LESSON IN HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE

4. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
(Holy News / News)

KANYE WEST HUMILIATES ROWDY FAN AT CONCERT

5. MISCHA PARIS
(Holy News / News)

MISCHA BARTON FLEES TO FRANCE TO AVOID PAPARAZZI

6. COTTAGE PLEAS
(Holy News / News)

PARIS HILTON IS NASTY TO HER FORMER BEST FRIEND

7. NOT MODEL BEHAVIOUR
(Holy News / News)

NAOMI CAMPBELL REPORTED TO HAVE RACIALLY ABUSED POLICE OFFICER

8. THAT'S IT I'M HOFF
(Holy News / News)

DAVID HASSELHOFF SHOUTS AT HIS AGENT IN PUBLIC

9. WHEN THE HELL DID I GET TAT?
(Holy News / News)

CHARLIE SHEEN VOWS TO HAVE HIS TATTOOS REMOVED

10. DIDDY: UNDEFENDABLE
(Holy News / News)

P DIDDY IS ILL MANNERED TOSSER SHOCK

11. Nah-Nah Moon
(Holy News / News)

Amy Winehouse moons at moronic teens

12. The Unspeakable In Pursuit Of The Unwatchable
(Holy News / News)

Lily Allen hits out at Courtney Love

13. Unwelcome Gest
(Holy News / News)

Celebrity judge David Gest has been warned to tone down his scathing insults and criticism on ITV sh

14. JAVINE vs ALESHA
(Holy News / News)

JAVINE vs ALESHA

15. Have Your Say on the BBC website
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...lly Moderated, and the ones that are Reactively Moderated soon get full moderation thanks to the deluge of insults and obscenities which frustrated right wing contributors resort to. The irony that...

16. Madonna
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...sn't had plastic surgery when her face is tighter than my arse (pretty tight I can tell you) quite frankly insults my intelligence. And don't even get me started on her pre-pubescent mono-browed daugh...

17. The Word Cunt
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ave lost your meaning. By losing your meaning I have to resort to actually thinking about my put downs and insults to get the same comedic laugh. I cant just through in a cast off "Cunt" and be greate...

18. US Customs dudes poster poster
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...the smallest error and then think it's 'funny' and 'witty' to tell them about it and let loose a volley of insults? Are you one of those twats who watch movies and instead of simply getting lost in th...

19. Submissions to HM are moderated, but Responses are...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

... appear due to the vague and random moderation that is applied, yet all Responses degenerate into a sea of insults and filth (and not in a good way, either). Therefore if you want your submission t...

20. Any string of comments longer than six will descen...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Any string of comments longer than six will descend into self referential insults with little or no connection to the original posting.

21. Jeremy Kyle would not DARE scream insults and put-...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Jeremy Kyle would not DARE scream insults and put-downs to his pond-life guests if he wasn't flanked by his army of burly security guards.