1. I KNOW WHO MIGHT KILL ME
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LINSDAY LOHAN RECEIVES 'BIBLICAL THREATS'

2. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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MADONNA MAKES UP AN IMPROMPTU SONG ABOUT SARAH PALIN

3. LITERALLY 'LITERALLY AMAZING'
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TAKE ON ME - LIT-ER-ALLY

4. BEAT THE SPARTANS
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GERARD BUTLER ACCUSED OF ATTACKING PHOTOGRAPHER

5. HOW TO LOSE FANS AND ALIENATE CRITICS
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KIRSTEN DUNST TO WRITE HER OWN MUSICAL

6. THE (HARD) CELL
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JENNIFER LOPEZ HAS NO PROBLEMS WITH SCIENTOLOGY

7. OFFSPRING OF GIANT FACE ON MYSPACE
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GALAXY-FACED ACTRESS HOSTS NEW BABY PICTURES ON MYSPACE

8. BIRTHDAY MILEY-STONE MILLSTONE
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HANNAH MONTANA STAR MILEY CYRUS IS FORCED TO WORK ON HER 16TH BIRTHDAY

9. MEAT THE BEATLES
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MACCA'S NEW SQUEEZE NOW A CARD-CARRYING VEGETARIAN

10. HBO NO-NO
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KAYNE WEST TV SHOW 'TOO HARDCORE' TO AIR?

11. HELP PROTECT DOLLY PARTON'S 'MOUNTAINS'
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Country singer is named as ambassador for the most important mounds in the US

12. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

13. LOAD OF CRYSTAL BALLS
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JAMIE HINCE SEEKS PSYCHIC GUIDANCE

14. HOLMES FROM HELL
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GUY RITCHIE CONFIRMS THE IDENTITY OF HIS DOCTOR WATSON

15. LOOK WHO'S STALKING
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HEATHER LOCKLEAR'S ACCUSER IS UNDER INVESTIGATION

16. HOW SORRY, MISS JACKSON?
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JANET JACKSON CANCELS SHOW AFTER COLLAPSING

17. LOVE MATCH POINT
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SCARLETT JOHANSSON MARRIES RYAN REYNOLDS IN CANADA

18. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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HARDEEP'S BOOTY SHAKE OFF

19. BEST VIRAL EVER?
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VIRAL IN 'ACTUALLY VERY FUNNY AND GOOD' SHOCKER!

20. GRUESOME TWOSOME ALERT!
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GEMMA ATKINSON AND JACK OSBOURNE AN ITEM?

21. SAY TA-RA TO TASTE
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TARA PT RECKONS HER NEW ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE DIDO

22. BRA AND MAN TEEZE
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DITA VON TEESE HAD LESBIAN FLING

23. ONE DERANGED OWNER
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BRITNEY SPEARS' OLD HOUSE FOR SALE

24. MAKES SNOW SENSE
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SNOW PATROL SINGER TALKS NONSENSE

25. LAST NIGHT A DJ CAUSED SOME STRIFE
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SAMANTHA RONSON REFUSES TO DJ IN GAY CLUB?

26. DREADING THE BOARDS
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BIZARRE 'AMERICAN PSYCHO' MUSICAL ON THE WAY

27. A FINE WHINE
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NAOMI CAMPBELL STILL PROTESTING OVER AIRPORT ARREST

28. UGLY IN PINK
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MORE OF JORDAN'S EQUESTRIAN CLOTHING LINE FOR CHILDREN (APPARENTLY)

29. THE TRUTH IS OUT THEREY-WHERE
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DAVID DUCHOVNY LOOKS TO RUSSELL BRAND FOR SEX ADVICE

30. RICKY GERVAIS IS MADE OF PLASTIC
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EMMY AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY