1. OFFSPRING OF GIANT FACE ON MYSPACE
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GALAXY-FACED ACTRESS HOSTS NEW BABY PICTURES ON MYSPACE

2. THE LAST POST
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EVEN SIENNA MILLER'S NUMBER ONE FAN IS UNHAPPY WITH HER

3. OTTOWAN-KER
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VIGGO MORTENSEN FORGETS WHICH COUNTRY HE IS IN

4. OUR MONEY'S ON ROSEANNE
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ROSEANNE BARR BRANDS ANGELINA JOLIE 'EVIL'

5. HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO
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SNOW PATROL ANNOUNCE NEW ALBUM TITLE BY MISTAKE AND CONFIRM EVERYTHING I'VE EVER SAID ABOUT THEM

6. NO END TO THIS AFFAIR
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VERNE TROYER'S EX-PARTNER HITS BACK IN LEGAL ROW

7. SHE'S CREATING A MONSTER
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JORDAN'S DAUGHTER HAS OVER 100 PAIRS OF SHOES

8. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
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GILLIAN ANDERSON BLAMES BATMAN FOR X-FILES' POOR PERFORMANCE

9. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

10. MEL AND GRIM
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MEL GIBSON AND BRITNEY SPEARS MEET UP AGAIN

11. HANDS OFF BEST!
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CALUM BEST TO TAKE VOW OF ABSTINENCE FOR NEW MTV SHOW

12. BARR TENDER
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ROSEANNE BARR TALKS ABOUT HER INTIMATE SURGERY

13. NOT MODEL BEHAVIOUR
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NAOMI CAMPBELL REPORTED TO HAVE RACIALLY ABUSED POLICE OFFICER

14. PLAY NICELY, FOLKS
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KERRY KATONA ADDICTED TO READING COMMENTS ABOUT HERSELF

15. URINE TROUBLE
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KELLY OSBOURNE WET HER BED IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR

16. SILICONE HARMY
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PRISCILLA PRESLEY'S FACE INJECTED WITH CAR ENGINE LUBRICANT

17. YOU ARE FEELING DOPEY
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NATALIE PORTMAN LEFT UNEASY AFTER A VISIT TO A PSYCHIC

18. COCK TALE
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KATIE HOLMES 'AUDITIONED' FOR CRUISE 'ROLE', SAYS EX-SCIENTOLOGIST

19. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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JACK NICHOLSON CAMPAIGNS FOR HILLARY CLINTON

20. MILLS AND BUFFOONS
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HEATHER MILLS IN TOP 100 SEXIEST POLL

21. WRECK THE HALL WITH JOWLS AND FOLLY
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PETE DOHERTY TO PLAY THE ROYAL ALBERT HALL

22. THE LAW OF THE JUNGLE
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BRITNEY'S ENTOUARGE BEGIN TO TURN ON EACH OTHER

23. IT'LL BE ALRIGHT, STILL ON THE NIGHT?
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AUDIENCE EXIT LILY ALLEN'S CHAT SHOW CALLING IT 'HORRIBLE' AND 'LIMP'

24. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

25. CHICKEN BY NATURE
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JAMIE OLIVER BACKTRACKS ON CHICKEN CLAIMS

26. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

27. ERM...
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LILY ALLENS BABY'S HEALTH IS OF THE UPMOST IMPORTANCE TO HER, SO ARE CIGARETTES

28. SCENT OF A FISHWIFE
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KERRY KATONA TO LAUNCH HER OWN PERFUME RANGE

29. ONE DEBT IN YOUR LIFE
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MICHAEL JACKSON OFFERED DEBT REPAYMENT HELP

30. THE BRIDE WORE... A MASSIVE SMILE
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KERRY KATONA UPSET OVER MISSING WEDDING