1. HERBIE: FULLY CLOTHED
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LINDSAY LOHAN TURNS DOWN NAKED PLAYBOY SHOOT

2. ARRIVING IN VEGAS, BABY
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HOLY MOLY GOES TO LAS VEGAS!

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5. NANNY STATE
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ETHAN HAWKE'S WIFE GIVES BIRTH

6. UTTER SHITE, HAWKE
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ETHAN HAWKE GETS MARRIED TO HIS FORMER NANNY

7. I'M JUST GOING TO BE MYSELF AND IF PEOPLE LIKE ME THEN THAT'S A BONUS
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8. DECREE: ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED
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PAUL MCCARTNEY AND HEATHER MILLS' DIVORCE FINALISED

9. PLAY(ING THE FIELD)BOY
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HUGH HEFNER HAS NO PLANS TO MARRY

10. HUGH PERVERT
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MILEY CYRUS OFFERED TO POSE NAKED FOR PLAYBOY AT 18

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13. IS THERE AN AL KOHOLIC HERE?
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Sara Cox has a baby boy and gives it a ridiculous name

14. DOUBLE SPREAD
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HUGH HEFFER WANTS THE OLSEN TWINS TO POSE FOR PLAYBOY

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16. SHOW ME THE BUNNY
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PLAYBOY WANT LINDSAY LOHAN TO STRIP

17. WOODEN HEART
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JASON STATHAM MAY ACT IN A ROMANTIC COMEDY

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19. TALKING SCALLOPS
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THE NATION PREPARES TO COOK ALONG WITH RAMSAY

20. YOU'RE ALRIGHT JACK
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JOHN BARROWMAN CALLS FOR STARS TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET

21. HUGH SLEAZEBAG
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HUGH GRANT HAS A DIRTY DINNER

22. WARHOL CRAZY NOW
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HUGH GRANT TO SELL WARHOL PAINTING FOR HUGE PROFIT

23. GO WEST
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MICHELLE RYAN NOW PLANS TO BREAK INTO MOVIES

24. LOVELY GRUBBY
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JUDE LAW REVEALS WHY HE IS SO POPULAR WITH AMERICAN WOMEN

25. PROFANE YET MUNDANE
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JOHN LYDON VOWS TO CARRY ON SWEARING

26. KANYE JUST GO NOW?
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Kanye West acts like a spoilt, homophobic child

27. Macho Man
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Katie Holmes re-clothes Cruise as he pumps himself unconscious

28. Want to know Simon Cowell's Salary?
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Simon Cowell and other US TV stars salaries revealed

29. Hilton checks back into studio
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Paris Hilton begins work on her second album

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