1. QUOTE OF THE DAY
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JADE GOODY'S WORDS OF WISDOM (PART 2)

2. DON'T LET HER OUT!
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CHANTELLE AND CO WHORE THEMSELVES OUT AT EMBASSY NIGHTCLUB

3. LOVE MATCH POINT
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SCARLETT JOHANSSON MARRIES RYAN REYNOLDS IN CANADA

4. MCFLY'S MASTURBATORY SECRETS!
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DOUGIE FROM MCFLY MASTURBATES FOUR TIMES A DAY

5. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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HARDEEP'S BOOTY SHAKE OFF

6. WIN MADE OF HONOUR DVDS AND PORTABLE DVD PLAYER
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FIVE COPIES OF MADE OF HONOUR ON DVD AND A SONY PORTABLE DVD PLAYER UP FOR GRABS

7. WIN TOMMY COOPER DVDS
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FIVE COOPER DVDS AND TWO OF HIS COMPLETE COLLECTION

8. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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MADONNA MAKES AWFUL RACKET THEN FALLS OVER

9. NANNY KNOWS BEST
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JENNIFER LOPEZ RELUCTANTLY HIRES A NANNY

10. SHAGGY IS A KNOBBER!
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SHAGGY TEACHES US HOW TO PULL AND TELLS US ALL ABOUT HIS ANUS

11. WIN FIVE PAIRS OF TICKETS FOR THE MOBO AWARDS
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FIVE PAIRS OF MOBO TICKETS UP FOR GRABS

12. OUR EYES!!!!!!! (AGAIN)
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THE CHEEKY GIRLS GET THEIR PECS OUT

13. OUR EYES!!!!!!!
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CHEEKY GIRLS POSE FOR 'HOLIDAY SNAPS'

14. YOU'VE GOT FAIL
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MEG RYAN'S CAREER IS OVER, SAYS MEG RYAN

15. CAPTION COMPETITION!
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CHEEKY GIRLS MADE TO LOOK NORMAL

16. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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JOHN MCCAIN GETS BARACKROLL'D!

17. FONEJACKER IS BACK! WIN FONEJACKER GOODIES
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FONEJACKER DVD AND DVD PLAYER UP FOR GRABS

18. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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MATT DAMON TALKS ABOUT THE POTENTIAL US VICE PRESIDENT

19. I'M LOVING ALIENS INSTEAD (AGAIN)
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS CONTINUES TO TALK UFOS

20. PRIVATE CHANCER
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P DIDDY MAY HAVE BEEN LYING ABOUT OWNING A PRIVATE JET

21. THE SUE NATION
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'BORAT' WINS US COURT CASE

22. VEGAS DAY THREE
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HOLY MOLY GOES TO LAS VEGAS!

23. WIN A BLU-RAY PLAYER AND BLU-RAY DVDS INCLUDING WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS
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BLU RAY PLAYER AND BLU RAY DVDS UP FOR GRABS

24. DAY TWO IN VEGAS
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HOLY MOLY GOES TO LAS VEGAS!

25. WORKING 9 TO 9.05
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JENNIFER LOPEZ DESERVED PREGNANCY BREAK, SHE CLAIMS

26. ARRIVING IN VEGAS, BABY
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HOLY MOLY GOES TO LAS VEGAS!

27. A SIGHT FOR PSORIASIS
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COUNTRY STAR LEANN RIMES BECOMES THE 'FACE' OF SKIN CONDITION CAMPAIGN

28. PIC OF THE WEEK
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CHANELLE THE BLOW UP SEX DOLL

29. WIN EXCLUSIVE TICKETS FOR THE VODAFONE LIVE MUSIC AWARDS 2008
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A PAIR OF VODAFONE LIVE MUSIC AWARDS TICKETS UP FOR GRABS

30. WIN DVDS OF ASIAN FILM PROTEGE
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10 DVDS OF PROTEGE UP FOR GRABS