1. BIG BOY VERSUS WILD CHILD
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 29

2. MY DIGNITY'S ON THE FLOOR
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 28

3. THREES A CROWD
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3 NEW FEMALE HOUSEMATES TO JOIN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE

4. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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BB'S MARIO MAKES HIS TV DEBUT AS NUMBER 11

5. WHEN HOLY MOLY WENT TO THE KUNG FU PANDA PREMIERE
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JACK BLACK COMPARES RELEASING A FILM WITH FARTING

6. PIC OF THE WEEK
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LIZ JONES 'ROUGHS' IT AT GLASTONBURY... OR DOES SHE...

7. CAPTAIN GINGER BONCE VS THE GEORDIE BABY ABANDONER! IT'S ON!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 27

8. WHO ON EARTH IS THAT?
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GUESS WHO THIS UNFORTUNATE FACE BELONGS TO

9. I DON'T WANT ANY MORE NICEY, NICEY STUFF!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 26

10. GRAPES ARE MY BEST FRIEND
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 25

11. I JUST HOPE THE PUBLIC DON'T THINK I'M A KNOB!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 24

12. GOODBYE PEREZ MCHILTON, WE HARDLY KNEW YOU!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 23

13. SLY SYLVIA SET TO BE SACKED
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HOLY MOLY CATCHES UP WITH THE BETTING ODDS

14. TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE…
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 22

15. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET ESTELLE
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ESTELLE SAYS PAT SHARP SHOULD SHAVE HIS HEAD

16. WIN PANASONIC PLASMA TV
(Holy News / Competition)

PANASONIC PLASMA TV UP FOR GRABS

17. SIENNA 'DABBLES'
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SIENNA MILLER HAPPY TO DO LESBIAN SCENE AFTER ALL 'WHO HASN'T DABBLED'?

18. WIN JUSTICE TICKETS
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TWO TICKETS TO SEE JUSTICE PERFORM AT SOMERSET HOUSE

19. WIN LUPE FIASCO TICKETS
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TWO LUPE FIASCO TICKETS AT SOMERSET HOUSE UP FOR GRABS

20. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS ON ABOUT!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 21

21. HE TALKS WITH HIS DICK OUT!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 20

22. MONSTER
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CHARLIZE THERON DOESN'T WASH REGULARLY

23. IT'S A LOVE SQUARE
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 19

24. JOHN LESLIE ACCUSED OF RAPE, AGAIN
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JOHN LESLIE QUESTIONED BY POLICE ON SUSPICION OF RAPE

25. HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN CHANELLE
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DETAILED INSTRUCTIONS BELOW

26. WHO NEEDS SOAP OPERAS?
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 16

27. SPONSORED POST: SUPER MARIO!
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PADDY POWER GIVE HOLY MOLY THE LOWDOWN ON MARIO

28. PERSONAL OFFENCE IS NEVER FORGOTTEN!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 14

29. TB OR NOT TB?
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AMY WINEHOUSE COULD HAVE TUBERCULOSIS

30. ANOTHER OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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DAVID BECKHAM WRITES ON PEOPLE IN ADVERT