1. P DIDDY DEAD, ANNOUNCES P DIDDY
(Holy News / News)

RAPPER P DIDDY CHANGES HIS NAME

2. STU STU STUDIO COVER UP
(Holy News)

RADIOHEAD LABEL TRACKS 'PHIL COLLINS' SO NO ONE STEALS THEM

3. DONDA WEST-A LA SICKBAG?
(Holy News / News)

KANYE WEST'S MOTHER COMPARES HER SON TO JESUS

4. HIP-HOP DO STOP
(Holy News / News)

BLUE'S SIMON WEBBE - UK HIP-HOP PIONEER

5. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
(Holy News / News)

TIM WESTWOOD TURNS ON THE CHARM AT BESTIVAL

6. THE GAME FOR A LAUGH
(Holy News / News)

RAPPER THE GAME GIVEN CONDITIONAL DISCHARGE FOR IMPERSONATING POLICE

7. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

8. CURTIS: UNDER GRADUATE
(Holy News / News)

KANYE WEST BEATS 50 CENT IN CHART BATTLE

9. 'Wild Style' book, DVDs and CDs to be won
(Holy News / Competition)

Win legendary hip-hop movie 'Wild Style' book, DVDs and CDs

10. Well, it's one way to tell a story
(Holy News / News)

Which starlet got knocked up?

11. Grime Doesn't Pay
(Holy News / News)

Lady Sovereign loses it on stage in New York

12. R Kelly: Deluded Cunt
(Holy News / News)

R Kelly claims to be the Marvin Gaye, Bob Marley and Martin Luther King of today

13. O Robbie, Why Bother Now?
(Holy News / News)

Robbie Williams has announced he will be working with fashionable producer Mark Ronson to create a b

14. 50 Cent: Better The Devil, You Know
(Holy News / News)

50 Cent is criticised by Christian Group Resistance, who complain that his wearing of the crucifix i

15. No Winehouse, Will Bowman Do?
(Holy News / News)

Mark Ronson, Amy Winehouse, Lily Allen and the tabloid hack in a potentially not-quite-true story sh

16. Black Eyed Peas
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Which one of these muppets is the "creative force" in this "band", sorry "hip-hop collective" ? It certainly isn't that doughy - faced slapper with the one dimensional singing and dancing style (thrus

17. Christian Rock Bands
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ayer, set to the theme of Hawaii Five O does not count as Rock. What next? The Eucharist dubbed onto some hip-hop beats while Snoop raps about the afterlife being full of beyatches? Keep that shite ...

18. KISS FM
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Used to be at the cutting edge of dance and hip-hop, now only plays homogenised R''n B gash. Commercialised cunts.

19. R Kelly
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For coming up with "Trapped in the Closet", the 'hip-hopera' (hip-hop opera - classic!) It is without doubt the most hilarious thing I have ever seen (especially the bit with the midget under the s

20. R Kellys 'Trapped in the closet'
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Most unintentionally hilarious 'hip-hopera' ever. Probably the only one come to think of it.

21. LUPE FIASCO
(HM Approved!/HM Approved!)

...and under-exciting pieces of work that they are, 'Cool' also evades the common statistic of modern hip-hop being a bit shit. You've probably heard the single by now. 'Superstar...