1. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

2. PIC OF THE WEEK
(Holy News)

RUSSELL BRAND NEEDS TO LAY OFF THE HARIBO

3. STRICTLY NO CELEBRITIES
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NEW LINE UP FOR STRICTLY COME DANCING PUTS THE ZZZZ IN Z-LIST

4. THROW YOUR OWN BACKYARD FESTIVAL!
(Holy News / Competition)

MARS PLANET POUCHES AND FESTIVAL KIT UP FOR GRABS

5. AH-HA!
(Holy News / Competition)

200 QUID'S WORTH OF COMEDY DVDS TO BE WON

6. HULK AND X-MEN UP FOR GRABS
(Holy News / Competition)

WIN ORIGINAL MARVEL CARTOON DVDS

7. SOUP OF THE DAY
(Holy News / News)

A DRUNK LOOKING SADIE FROST WITH JODIE HARSH

8. KID ROCK IN DOING SOMETHING FUNNY SHOCKER
(Holy News / News)

KID ROCK PISSES ON PROMOTER'S SOFA

9. THAT PETROL EMOTION
(Holy News / News)

P DIDDY COMPLAINS ABOUT PETROL PRICES

10. MCGONER – WAHEY!
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY'S MOTHER REVEALS HUSBAND'S SEXY DEATH

11. DON'T BE A H8ER BOI
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AVRIL LAVIGNE SPARKS PROTESTS IN MALAYSIA

12. SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT
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SAMANTHA RONSON TO WRITE AUTOBIOGRAPHY

13. OOH MI MINGE!
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MEL B IS CONSIDERING POSING FOR PLAYBOY

14. '24' CARAT GOLD
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KIEFER SUTHERLAND FEELS HE IS OVERPAID AS AN ACTOR

15. ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUNST
(Holy News / News)

KIRSTEN DUNST IS DATING MGMT SINGER

16. MOSS: 'I'M A TIT MAN'
(Holy News / News)

KATE MOSS REVEALS WHAT SHE LIKES ABOUT BREASTS

17. FANGS FOR NOTHING
(Holy News / News)

'BUFFY' BLAMED FOR FALL IN CHURCH ATTENDANCE

18. KEEPIN' LA BABY PHOTO
(Holy News / News)

RICKY MARTIN BABY PICTURES NOT WANTED

19. AMERICAN PIE BYE
(Holy News / News)

TARA REID LAUNCHES OWN FASHION RANGE

20. PEACHES GELD-OFF
(Holy News / News)

PEACHES THINKING ABOUT SETTLING DOWN IN NEW YORK. ANYONE WANT TO CHIP IN FOR PLANE TICKETS?

21. I'M NO SLUT!
(Holy News / News)

SIENNA MILLER WISHES THE MEDIA WOULD STOP PORTRAYING HER AS A 'HOMEWRECKER'

22. MOVIE STAR MITCH
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MITCH WINEHOUSE TO APPEAR IN FILM

23. SPOT THE DIFFERENCE
(Holy News / News)

PAMELA ANDERSON IS TURNING INTO COURTNEY LOVE

24. AND I WILL TRY TO FIX YOU(R CLOTHES)
(Holy News / News)

COLDPLAY LIKE TO SEW

25. I WROTE THISH
(Holy News / News)

SEAN CONNERY RELEASES BOOK ON HIS LIFE AS A SCOTSMAN

26. SLAPPER – DON'T PREACH
(Holy News / News)

JOHN MCCAIN HITS BACK AT MADONNA

27. A DROP IN THE OCEAN'S
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BRAD AND ANGELINA QUALIFY FOR CHILD BENEFIT

28. GRUESOME TWOSOME ALERT!
(Holy News / News)

BIG BROTHER'S MOST GRUESOME COUPLING YET?

29. SPORTY BECOMES BABY
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MEL C IS PREGNANT!

30. THE WRITING'S ON THE WALL
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SIENNA MILLER BRANDED A 'SLUT' BY VANDALS