1. ACTING UP
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KIRSTEN DUNST DOES NOT TAKE CRITICISM WELL

2. CRUSHUA TREE
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WELSH JUDGE ORDERS U2 CDS TO BE DESTROYED

3. A CHANGE FOR THE BETTER
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CHARLIE SHEEN PAYS DOCTOR'S BILL IN NICKELS

4. WE'RE NOT XENU-PHOBIC
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CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY DEMANDS RIGHT TO REPLY ON HM STORY

5. PEACHES' LAST BITE AT THE APPLE
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APPLE BOSSES GO MAD AT PEACHES GELDOF DRUG REVELATIONS

6. BABES AND CONFUSED
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY DELIGHTED AT BEING A FATHER

7. AMY JAILHOUSE
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AMY WINEHOUSE TOLD OFF IN COURT

8. GOODY GRIEF
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JADE GOODY HAS 50k WORTH OF JEWELLERY STOLEN

9. POT VS KETTLE
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ZIGGY SAYS CHANELLE IS LAUGHABLE

10. DECREE: ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED
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PAUL MCCARTNEY AND HEATHER MILLS' DIVORCE FINALISED

11. BRITNEY UPDATE
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BRITNEY ALLOWED MORE TIME WITH HER CHILDREN

12. ROY OF THE RAVING
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STING ACCUSED OF STEALING SONG IDEAS

13. AND FINALLY... LAUGHTER
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RADIO 4 NEWSREADER GETS FITS OF GIGGLES DURING AN OBITUARY

14. NO WONDER SHE WANTED IT KEPT QUIET
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HEATHER MILLS' EVIDENCE LESS THAN ACCURATE

15. VIVA FOREVER
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GERI HALLIWELL HELPED SAVE FANS LIFE

16. NO MONEY BLUES
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BRITNEY SPEARS TO GET WEEKLY ALLOWANCE FROM HER DAD

17. LONG AND WHINING ROAD
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DECISION IN MCCARTNEY MILLS CASE DUE SOON

18. COLE-GATE: UPDATE
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CHERYL COLE TO CONFRONT ASHLEY TONIGHT

19. WE CAN WHIP IT OUT
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PAUL MCCARTNEY TO APPEAR NAKED AT THE BRITS

20. THE LAW OF THE JUNGLE
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BRITNEY'S ENTOUARGE BEGIN TO TURN ON EACH OTHER

21. WHO WON'T LET THE DOGG IN?
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SNOOP DOGG CELEBRATES VISA WIN ON US TELEVISION

22. MILLS BRIEF ENCOUNTER
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HEATHER MILLS TO REPRESENT HERSELF IN COURT

23. BRITNEY'S SO CALLED LIFE
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BRITNEY SPEARS IS REPORTEDLY WORTH 40M DOLLARS

24. GIVING JOSS STICK
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JOSS STONE IS NOT LOOKING FOR LOVE - LOVE WASN'T FUSSED ANYWAY

25. REBEKAH WADE NEEDS TO PRACTISE HER AIM
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ROSS KEMP GETS SHOT AT IN AFGHANISTAN

26. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

27. HEATH LEDGER RIP
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HEATH LEDGER FOUND DEAD IN NEW YORK

28. OOPS, I... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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BRITNEY MISSES THE START OF HER LATEST COURT HEARING

29. I'M HOT, FAT, INNOCENT?
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BRITNEY SPEARS TOLD POLICE SHE WAS TOO HOT TO WEAR CLOTHES

30. A MISSISSIPPI YANKEE IN THE COURT
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BRITNEY LOSES ANOTHER LAWYER