1. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. BTW UR DMPD
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HOLY MOLY'S TOP TEN BAD CELEBRITY BREAK UPS

3. WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
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HOLY MOLY'S LIST OF THE WORST FATHERS EVER

4. GOODY GRIEF
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JADE GOODY HAS 50k WORTH OF JEWELLERY STOLEN

5. TERRIBLE LIEUTENANT
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NICHOLAS CAGE TO STAR IN 'BAD LIEUTENANT' REMAKE

6. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. AND AS IF BY MAGIC...
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MARK FRITH ANNOUNCES HIS DIARIES ARE TO BE PUBLISHED IN THE AUTUMN

8. HARVEY 1 HEAT 0
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MARK FRITH RESIGNS AS EDITOR OF HEAT MAGAZINE

9. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

10. WHO WAS ON JAMIE'S GRASSY KNOLL?
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DOUBTS RAISED OVER FATHERHOOD OF JAMIE LYNN SPEARS' CHILD

11. FEELING THE HEAT
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HEAT MAGAZINE APOLOGISES FOR HARVEY PRICE COMMENTS

12. HEAT MAGAZINE IN HOT WATER
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HEAT GIVE AWAY OFFENSIVE STICKERS OF HARVEY

13. KATIE'S PRICE
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JORDAN REVEALS THE DIFFICULTIES OF LIFE WITH HARVEY

14. JEREMY'S BILE
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JEREMY KYLE AND JAVINE SLAG OFF JORDAN

15. NO SURPRISES AND NO THANKS
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THOM YORKE SAID NO TO MCCARTNEY DUET

16. NO SEX PLEASE, WE’RE BRITISH, GREEK AND AUSTRALIAN
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JORDAN ONLY HAS SEX NOW TO GET PREGNANT

17. OH MOTHER!
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BRITNEY SPEARS VOTED WORST CELEBRITY MOTHER

18. The Katie Price is Right
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Jordan wishes to trademark the name Katie Price

19. These people have ruined their child's future
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Jordan and Peter Andre's new baby's name verges on child abuse

20. YOU MUST BE JOKING
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Jordan and Peter Andre give their daughter a RIDICULOUS name

21. NEWSMOUND
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22. 'Mum of the year' drops another one
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Jordan gives birth to a baby girl

23. Mirror, Mirror, Off The Wall
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Jordan to launch legal action against mirror company

24. Jordan Plans 'Operation Welly-Top Removal'
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Katie Price will have her vagina tightened after her daughter is born

25. NEWSMOUND
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26. A Tramp In The BB Line Up? Surely Not!
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Glamour Model Lucy James Set for Big Brother?

27. Harvey Tells Peter Andre Just How It Is
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Jordan's Son Harvey gives Peter Andre A Piece of his mind

28. Peter Andre Scanned for Brain
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Australian singer Peter Andre undergoes a brainscan as he falls ill filming a reality show in the US

29. Nicola Nobody Seeks No Attention
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Actress Nicola Stephenson says that she'd rather stay in the UK than pursue the Hollywood dream

30. MR PITIFUL
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Harvey among Eurovision hopefuls