1. NEWSMOUND
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2. JORDAN INVENTS THE WHORSE
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JORDAN'S NEW EQUESTRIAN CLOTHING RANGE

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4. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

5. SOUR CHILD O' OZZY'S
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AXL ROSE FANCIES KELLY OSBOURNE

6. PAPA DON'T BLEACH
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MADONNA TO LAUNCH LINE OF HAIR-CARE PRODUCTS

7. SPOT THE DIFFERENCE
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PAMELA ANDERSON IS TURNING INTO COURTNEY LOVE

8. NEWSMOUND
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9. SIMON COWELL WEARS WOMEN'S CLOTHES!
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LOUIS WALSH REVEALS COWELL'S SECRET IN OUR X FACTOR INTERVIEWS

10. NEWSMOUND
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11. NEWSMOUND
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12. AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON HER WITH GREAT VENGEANCE
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LILY ALLEN WRITES SONG ABOUT GOD

13. TAKING IT ON THE CHIN
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RUMER WILLIS LAUGHS OFF GAY RUMOURS

14. ONE, TWO BILLY'S COMING FOR YOU
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BILLY BOB THORNTON TO PLAY FREDDY KRUEGER

15. ADAM AND GRIEVE
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ADAM SANDLER BLAMES CRITICS FOR HIS POOR MOVIES

16. TAKING HER BALL-AD HOME
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AMY WINEHOUSE STILL PLANS TO RELEASE BOND THEME

17. HYPO-TIT-ICAL
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JORDAN AND CHANTELLE SQUABBLE OVER WHO LOOKS MOST LIKE A SLAPPER

18. THE FUR FLIES
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STELLA MCCARTNEY FURIOUS AT ADVERT FOR FUR BOUTIQUE

19. NEWSMOUND
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20. NEWSMOUND
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21. DOLLY'S DAGGERS
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DOLLY PARTON MAKES BRITNEY AND LINDSAY JOKE

22. NEWSMOUND
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23. CAN'T DROWN ME NOW
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PETE DOHERTY NEARLY DROWNS IN A LOCH

24. SHORT TEMPERED
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VERNE TROYER SUES HIS EX-PARTNER FOR BATTERY

25. NEW YORK STATE
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HEATHER MILLS BUYS APARTMENT IN NEW YORK

26. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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JUDGE JUDY INTERRUPTED BY EARTHQUAKE

27. MY JOBBY WOB
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MTV GET COLD FEET ABOUT RUSSELL BRAND HOSTING VMAS

28. ABI'S BOOK SIGNING PART 2
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ABI TITMUSS HAS EVEN LESS LUCK IN SCOTLAND

29. I'D SWAP YOU FOR SCRABBLE
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 54

30. BACK IN THE BLACK
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AMY WINEHOUSE DOES HAVE A PRE-NUP WITH BLAKE